1 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:33,877 GOOD NEWS 2 00:02:04,568 --> 00:02:08,040 This story take you way, way back to another era - 1927. 3 00:02:08,999 --> 00:02:11,292 That was the year they were dancing the Charleston - 4 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:15,160 The year Coolidge did not choose to run - 5 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,360 The year Will Rogers was elected mayor of Beverly Hills - 6 00:02:19,286 --> 00:02:23,371 The year of "flaming you" -whe a girl was a flapper- and a boy was a sheik. 7 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:27,189 ''T'' is for ''Tait'' College 8 00:02:27,394 --> 00:02:30,693 T-A-l-T, Tait! Hooray! 9 00:02:30,898 --> 00:02:33,867 ''A'' is for ''A'' college 10 00:02:34,068 --> 00:02:37,094 Where students never want to graduate 11 00:02:37,671 --> 00:02:41,038 ''I'' is for ''Intercollegiate'' 12 00:02:41,242 --> 00:02:44,211 Intercollegiate fame 13 00:02:44,745 --> 00:02:47,339 ''T'' is for the Tait ''Team'' 14 00:02:47,548 --> 00:02:49,311 It's such a great team 15 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:52,680 Tait's prowess on the field Is known to fame 16 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:56,217 For athletically, there's no team 17 00:02:56,423 --> 00:03:00,416 - Like the Tait football team - Boom diddy bah, diddy bah, Tait 18 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:04,029 Tait's the team we're rooting for The team we're rooting for 19 00:03:04,231 --> 00:03:07,598 Tait's the team that's won before That's always won before 20 00:03:07,802 --> 00:03:10,669 Victory will soon be ours Hear the mighty roar 21 00:03:10,871 --> 00:03:12,964 For the champion team is 22 00:03:13,174 --> 00:03:15,904 Tait! Tait! Tait! 23 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:18,601 'Tis good news 24 00:03:18,813 --> 00:03:22,476 You're gonna do me good Come right here to me, good news 25 00:03:22,683 --> 00:03:25,550 - Good news, news - Good news 26 00:03:25,753 --> 00:03:27,277 You're what I've waited for 27 00:03:27,488 --> 00:03:28,978 That's what I'm slaving for 28 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:32,091 Good news is so 29 00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:37,260 - Good to me - To me, to me, to me, to me 30 00:03:37,464 --> 00:03:39,591 Bad news is no 31 00:03:40,901 --> 00:03:41,890 Good to me 32 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:44,767 Goody, good good good 33 00:03:44,972 --> 00:03:48,135 Good news, you're bound to do me good 34 00:03:48,342 --> 00:03:51,778 Come right here to me, good news 35 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:55,312 Have you heard the good news? 36 00:03:55,516 --> 00:03:58,781 Gonna be good news 37 00:03:58,986 --> 00:04:01,147 Gotta have good news 38 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:03,755 So we're saying bye-bye, bad news 39 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:07,121 Hello! Goody, good news! 40 00:04:09,196 --> 00:04:13,223 T-A-I-T, T-A-I-T, T-A-I-T Tait! Hooray! 41 00:04:15,336 --> 00:04:16,769 - Hi, Babe. - Hi, gang. 42 00:04:16,971 --> 00:04:20,429 - We're gonna watch football practice. - No, thank you. 43 00:04:20,641 --> 00:04:22,199 Hey, there's the dean. 44 00:04:22,409 --> 00:04:24,570 - Wow, get a load of that! - Who is it? 45 00:04:24,778 --> 00:04:27,110 She's the new pledgee, Pat McClellan. 46 00:04:27,314 --> 00:04:30,806 A transfer from the Black Briar Finishing School. 47 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:35,352 - And I do hope you'll like it here. - I love it already, Dean Griswold. 48 00:04:35,556 --> 00:04:38,821 You've been absolutely charmant. 49 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:42,829 - Goodbye, Miss McClellan. - Au revoir! 50 00:04:53,274 --> 00:04:55,037 - Hello, Babe. - Hello, McClellan. 51 00:04:55,242 --> 00:04:58,109 - Everybody, this is Pat McClellan. - Hi, Pat. 52 00:04:58,312 --> 00:05:01,145 Enchantée. Enchantée. 53 00:05:04,251 --> 00:05:07,311 Hey, wait'll Tommy Marlowe gets a load of that! 54 00:05:07,588 --> 00:05:10,284 - How men'll fall for a pretty face. - You said it. 55 00:05:10,491 --> 00:05:13,051 - Last chance to go to the field. - Aw, football! 56 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,854 - What are we waiting for? - Come on, let's go. 57 00:05:16,563 --> 00:05:20,795 Fellows, I hate to say it, but that was a pretty nice practice. Thompson... 58 00:05:21,001 --> 00:05:22,434 ...watch your passing. 59 00:05:22,636 --> 00:05:26,163 Zubrowski, nice broken field running. 60 00:05:26,373 --> 00:05:28,034 Beef, I'll get to you later. 61 00:05:28,242 --> 00:05:30,335 - What are you doing? - I'm warming up. 62 00:05:30,544 --> 00:05:33,775 - Can't hang up a cold uniform. - Bobby, get your uniform off. 63 00:05:33,981 --> 00:05:37,439 I never get to wear it. I like to keep it on till the last minute. 64 00:05:37,651 --> 00:05:41,348 I even rub a little dirt on it just to convince myself I'm on the team. 65 00:05:41,555 --> 00:05:43,955 - You'll get off the bench this year. - I hope so. 66 00:05:44,158 --> 00:05:46,251 All the girls want football heroes. 67 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:49,918 I guess that's about all. You can go to the party tonight. 68 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:53,189 And you can stay out till 10:00. 69 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:57,194 Listen, you crybabies! You're not gonna be so social this year. 70 00:05:57,404 --> 00:06:01,363 We're not running a mahjong society. I want you all out for early practice. 71 00:06:01,575 --> 00:06:04,510 And don't forget, this is just the beginning. 72 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:07,613 The first game's just a week off. Okay. 73 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:10,343 Good going. You're in the pink. 74 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:13,918 - You'll be better than last year. - Thanks, I owe it all to Poochie. 75 00:06:14,121 --> 00:06:16,555 - I made him work. - We'll win every game... 76 00:06:16,757 --> 00:06:18,952 ...including against Colton. - Don't say it. 77 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:23,061 Think it, but don't say it out loud! The evil spirits don't like it. 78 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:25,697 You're lucky you're the best trainer here. 79 00:06:25,899 --> 00:06:28,868 Tommy, you gotta stay away from the women this year. 80 00:06:29,069 --> 00:06:32,402 Remember, you're a football player, not Rudolph Valentino. 81 00:06:32,606 --> 00:06:37,100 Women won't interfere with how I play. I can take them or leave them. 82 00:06:37,311 --> 00:06:39,506 I wish another player could say the same. 83 00:06:39,713 --> 00:06:41,203 - Beef. - Yes, sir? 84 00:06:41,415 --> 00:06:44,077 - Where were you today? - Right here on the field. 85 00:06:44,284 --> 00:06:48,380 Your delicate body may have been there, but that dumb head of yours... 86 00:06:48,589 --> 00:06:51,558 ...was off worrying about that flapper, Babe Doolittle. 87 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:55,354 You're right, coach. But I'll be all right, I'm studying psychology. 88 00:06:55,562 --> 00:06:58,622 Psychology! It's black magic. Leave it alone. 89 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:02,928 It teaches you to act natural. You shouldn't have repressed hostilities. 90 00:07:03,137 --> 00:07:06,197 If you got something inside, you should let it come out. 91 00:07:06,407 --> 00:07:09,035 So I want to announce right now... 92 00:07:09,243 --> 00:07:12,804 ...if anyone comes near Babe Doolittle, I'll kill him! 93 00:07:13,013 --> 00:07:16,244 - Wow! You tell 'em, Beef. - That's love. 94 00:07:21,522 --> 00:07:24,252 - Bobby, hurry up. - Have you met the new bombshell yet? 95 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:26,952 The Phi Gamma Gamma, Patricia McClellan. 96 00:07:27,161 --> 00:07:29,527 She's burning up the campus. Haven't you seen her? 97 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:33,461 - I let the gals come to see me. - Tommy, how do you do it? 98 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:36,727 It's a cinch and it's a snap 99 00:07:36,937 --> 00:07:39,565 They just fall in your lap 100 00:07:39,773 --> 00:07:43,436 And, Bobby, you can make them Do the same 101 00:07:43,644 --> 00:07:46,044 Who, me? Never. 102 00:07:46,647 --> 00:07:49,445 Don't be scared, don't be shy 103 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:52,380 Get that gleam in your eye 104 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:57,455 And then you'll have more girls Than you can name 105 00:07:59,393 --> 00:08:02,692 Wear collegiate, collegiate clothes 106 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:05,626 - Be a ladies' man - I just look silly. 107 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:09,132 Get that swagger and get that pose 108 00:08:09,336 --> 00:08:11,497 - Be a ladies' man - I couldn't. 109 00:08:11,705 --> 00:08:15,232 If you think you're much too skinny With your six-inch waist 110 00:08:15,442 --> 00:08:18,468 Don't just give up the fight in haste 111 00:08:18,679 --> 00:08:21,944 Some girls have such peculiar taste 112 00:08:22,149 --> 00:08:23,514 Be a ladies' 113 00:08:23,717 --> 00:08:27,016 Be a ladies' Learn to be a ladies' man 114 00:08:27,221 --> 00:08:29,781 - And be collegiate - Collegiate 115 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:31,218 - Collegiate - Collegiate. 116 00:08:31,425 --> 00:08:34,986 Walk collegiate, talk collegiate 117 00:08:35,195 --> 00:08:37,925 - Be a ladies' man - A rooty tooty 118 00:08:38,132 --> 00:08:41,499 Get that swagger, get that pose 119 00:08:41,702 --> 00:08:43,795 - Be a ladies' man - A rooty toot 120 00:08:44,004 --> 00:08:47,599 And when a ladies' man Wears a certain tie 121 00:08:47,808 --> 00:08:50,868 And that twinkle is in his eye 122 00:08:51,078 --> 00:08:53,512 You can kiss your sweetie-pie goodbye 123 00:08:53,714 --> 00:08:55,841 They love a ladies' man 124 00:08:56,049 --> 00:09:00,577 - Oh, how I love the ladies - Root toot-toot, rooty toot-toot-toot 125 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:03,221 Get that gleam, boy Right in your eye 126 00:09:03,423 --> 00:09:07,154 - I wanna be a ladies' man - A rooty tooty 127 00:09:07,361 --> 00:09:10,694 Root toot-tooty, toot-toot-toot-toot 128 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,890 Be a ladies' man A rooty tooty 129 00:09:14,101 --> 00:09:16,831 When they give you that frozen stare 130 00:09:17,037 --> 00:09:20,097 Make believe that you just don't care 131 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:22,673 Then in no time they're in your hair 132 00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:24,343 If you're a ladies' man 133 00:09:24,545 --> 00:09:26,069 If you're a ladies' man 134 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,443 If you're a ladies' man You gotta be up-to-date 135 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:32,847 You gotta know your stuff If you want to rate 136 00:09:33,053 --> 00:09:36,216 You gotta sing vo-do-de-o and boop-boop-a-doop 137 00:09:36,423 --> 00:09:39,620 You gotta ukelele lady Lika she lika you 138 00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:43,091 You gotta do the Black Bottom Gotta do the Shag 139 00:09:43,297 --> 00:09:47,131 And the Charleston And the Varsity Drag 140 00:09:50,637 --> 00:09:52,104 Oh, how I love the ladies 141 00:09:52,306 --> 00:09:56,242 Wear collegiate, collegiate clothes 142 00:09:56,443 --> 00:09:58,104 We're so collegiate 143 00:09:58,312 --> 00:09:59,643 Rather be a ladies' 144 00:09:59,846 --> 00:10:01,245 Rather be a ladies' 145 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:04,611 Rather be a ladies' man 146 00:10:04,818 --> 00:10:06,046 Swagger! 147 00:10:06,386 --> 00:10:07,944 And strike a pose 148 00:10:08,155 --> 00:10:10,521 Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be Rooty toot-toot 149 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:11,884 To be a ladies' man 150 00:10:12,092 --> 00:10:15,755 If you're a football star A big shot or an also-ran 151 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:19,023 A guy whose clothes don't fit him Or a Dapper Dan 152 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:22,134 Any man who is half a man 153 00:10:22,336 --> 00:10:23,667 Has to be a ladies' 154 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:25,269 Gotta be a ladies' 155 00:10:25,472 --> 00:10:26,871 Gonna be a ladies' 156 00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:28,473 Gotta be a ladies' 157 00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:30,074 Hope to be a ladies' 158 00:10:30,277 --> 00:10:31,642 Gotta be a ladies' 159 00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:34,814 - Gotta be a ladies' man - The cat's pajamas 160 00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:38,109 - Gotta be a ladies' man - I'll pay you Tuesday 161 00:10:38,318 --> 00:10:41,344 - Gotta be a ladies' man - I really mean it 162 00:10:41,555 --> 00:10:43,455 Gotta be a ladies' man 163 00:10:43,657 --> 00:10:48,060 And I don't mean maybe 164 00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:53,199 Got to be a ladies' man 165 00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:04,542 If I do more of this, I won't have strength for the party. 166 00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:07,766 Why do you need strength? Beef's curfew is 10. 167 00:11:08,119 --> 00:11:10,249 I'm through with football stars whose curfews are 10. 168 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:14,109 - My new passion is Bobby Turner. - That skeleton? 169 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:17,202 He's about as appealing as a string bean. He's nothing. 170 00:11:17,653 --> 00:11:20,135 Yeah, he's nothing. He's on the scrub team. 171 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:24,129 He can stay out all night. Oh, I'm mad about him. 172 00:11:24,153 --> 00:11:26,612 - Does the lucky boy know about this? - He will tonight. 173 00:11:26,647 --> 00:11:29,889 Of all the nerve, she can't do this! Where's Connie? 174 00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:33,159 - Look at that thing. What is it? - Pat McClellan's dress. 175 00:11:33,215 --> 00:11:34,638 - Oh, gee. - Wow! 176 00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:37,003 She made me fix it. I don't have to do that. 177 00:11:37,038 --> 00:11:39,520 - I'm gonna tell Connie. - Come on, she's in the kitchen. 178 00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:43,449 - Connie! - Here I am. 179 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:46,050 - What's the trouble? - It's that Pat McClellan. 180 00:11:46,253 --> 00:11:50,417 Connie, do you know what she asked me to do? Sew some beads on her dress. 181 00:11:51,191 --> 00:11:54,922 Who does she think she is, Marie Antoinette? Give me a wrench, Cora. 182 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,358 Maybe you can say something to her. 183 00:11:57,564 --> 00:12:00,965 I don't know what I'd like to say. Give me a rag, Cora. 184 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:04,604 - Here, let me look at that thing. - Cora, give me a... 185 00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:08,902 Holy smoke! 186 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:11,475 Is this the dress? 187 00:12:11,678 --> 00:12:13,976 - What do you think of it? - Isn't it the cat's? 188 00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:17,480 Just out of the Ziegfeld Follies. Where does it need fixing? 189 00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:20,346 - It doesn't anymore. I fixed it. - You didn't. 190 00:12:20,554 --> 00:12:23,022 I already did it before I remembered to get mad. 191 00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:24,815 I'd better have a talk with her. 192 00:12:25,025 --> 00:12:26,686 - What about the sink? - It's fixed. 193 00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:30,420 Don't have harsh words with her. She's new and doesn't know. 194 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:35,567 You're right, Mrs. Drexel. After all, she is just out of finishing school. 195 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,538 You wonderful creature! 196 00:12:42,409 --> 00:12:44,377 Why does everyone love you? 197 00:12:44,578 --> 00:12:46,569 Why are you so divine... 198 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:49,510 ...so clever, so popular? 199 00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:57,083 I sure wish someone loved me the way you love you. 200 00:12:57,290 --> 00:13:00,623 Why, Connie Lane. I was only fooling, n'est-ce pas? 201 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:04,627 It sounded like true love to me. Here's that burlap bag. 202 00:13:04,831 --> 00:13:07,595 How sweet of you to bring it up. Merci, merci. 203 00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:11,293 As long as you're living with us, there are a few things... 204 00:13:11,505 --> 00:13:14,133 Why, of course. Naturally. 205 00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:19,140 That dress, for instance. For a little sorority party, it's rather extreme. 206 00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:22,315 - Extreme? Really? - And obvious. 207 00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:23,915 Obvious? 208 00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:26,544 - It's Babe. Can we come in? - Entrez. 209 00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:27,583 Sure. 210 00:13:27,787 --> 00:13:30,915 I hate to interrupt, but the sheiks will be here any minute. 211 00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:35,322 - You'll slay them in that dress, Pat. - They're all pretty impressionable. 212 00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:37,463 - Have you met any of them? - Not yet. 213 00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:39,859 But I hope to meet all the worthwhile ones. 214 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:44,093 Well, let's see now. Which ones are really, really worthwhile? 215 00:13:44,304 --> 00:13:49,241 Eddie Dunkelman. He's a catch. His father's the local butcher. 216 00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:53,845 He's a little short and a little fat, but he does a mean Charleston. 217 00:13:54,047 --> 00:13:58,074 The boy for you is Tommy Marlowe. We're all just crazy about him. 218 00:13:58,285 --> 00:13:59,582 Tommy Marlowe? Who's he? 219 00:13:59,786 --> 00:14:01,811 Only the captain of the football team. 220 00:14:02,022 --> 00:14:03,182 And what a sheik. 221 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:07,588 You know, girls, I think college contacts are terribly important. 222 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:11,958 It's très nécessaire to find someone of the right background... 223 00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:13,962 ...and sufficient wealth... 224 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,293 ...of culture. 225 00:14:15,502 --> 00:14:16,969 Oh, that's so true. 226 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:20,298 Is 25 million dollars enough culture for you? 227 00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:22,668 Peter Van Dyne, III has it. 228 00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:24,741 Richest man at Tait. 229 00:14:24,945 --> 00:14:27,937 - Van Dyne, III? - Oh, but he's such a drip. 230 00:14:28,148 --> 00:14:30,639 For 25 million dollars, let him drip. 231 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,579 He's not an attractive boy? 232 00:14:32,786 --> 00:14:36,620 Attractive? He's the twerpiest wet smack of all time. 233 00:14:36,823 --> 00:14:37,881 Quel fromage. 234 00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:41,151 - What did you say? - I said, ''Quel fromage.'' 235 00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:45,161 - ''What a pity'' in French. - Oh, you must mean dommage. 236 00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:47,162 Fromage means cheese. 237 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:50,734 Quel fromage. ''What cheese.'' 238 00:14:50,937 --> 00:14:54,703 Oh, of course, dommage. How silly of me. 239 00:14:54,908 --> 00:14:56,398 Come on, they're here. 240 00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:58,243 - Is Bobby here? - I'm not ready! 241 00:14:58,445 --> 00:15:02,814 - You were saying about the dress? - Oh, forget it Pat. I was wrong. 242 00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:05,781 The dress suits you perfectly. 243 00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:17,192 Nice party, Mrs. Drexel. But I want the team out of here by 10:00. 244 00:15:17,497 --> 00:15:20,364 Of course, Mr. Pooch. That's understood. 245 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:25,228 Gee, I love to dance. I feel like I'm not even touching the floor. 246 00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:26,871 You're not. 247 00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:30,640 It's heaven with you in my arms. Let's go out on the porch. 248 00:15:30,844 --> 00:15:32,106 Let's dance. 249 00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:35,179 - Do you love somebody else? - Oh, no, Beef. 250 00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:39,876 You just don't understand me. I'm like the psychology you talked about. 251 00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:41,713 I'm a split personality. 252 00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:46,858 Oh. Well, if anyone comes near you, they'll be a split personality. 253 00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:54,994 - Hey, what are you doing? - Oh, nothing. 254 00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:58,064 Beef, look at poor Connie. 255 00:15:58,271 --> 00:16:00,569 You've simply gotta help her. 256 00:16:02,509 --> 00:16:04,067 Connie? 257 00:16:04,277 --> 00:16:06,711 Beef's dying to help. Give him something to do. 258 00:16:06,913 --> 00:16:10,474 - Fine. Would you help me pass these? - Sure. 259 00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,351 - Well, Bobby, here I am. - What? 260 00:16:22,562 --> 00:16:25,622 - It's time for that dance I promised. - Go away! 261 00:16:25,832 --> 00:16:30,326 - Beef will kill whoever comes near you. - Well, wouldn't it be worth it? 262 00:16:34,274 --> 00:16:36,071 Hey, what's going on? 263 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,744 - Bobby, you and me are soul mates. - What? 264 00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:45,543 I won't take no for an answer. Tell me you love me. 265 00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:47,549 Look at that. Goose pimples. 266 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:50,382 Think it's cold? It's you. 267 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:53,821 Well, look at that. Goose pimples. You think it's you? 268 00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:55,927 It's Beef. Let me go! 269 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,924 There's nothing like a college education. 270 00:17:01,568 --> 00:17:03,468 - Tommy, where've you been? - Tommy! 271 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:07,731 Girls, girls, where is this gorgeous creature I've been hearing about? 272 00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:09,841 Oh, McClellan isn't down yet. 273 00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:12,477 Now, don't worry. I'll be back. 274 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:14,877 - Hi, Tommy. - Hi, Evelyn. 275 00:17:15,782 --> 00:17:17,443 What is this, the waiting room? 276 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:19,709 We can all go home now. Marlowe is here. 277 00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:22,046 Thanks. This is quite a turnout. 278 00:17:22,255 --> 00:17:24,553 If this show's no good, I want my money back. 279 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:27,488 I have a little announcement to make... 280 00:17:27,694 --> 00:17:32,631 ...you are about to witness Patricia McClellan, the female form divine. 281 00:17:32,832 --> 00:17:36,029 Jungle potentates have fought for one smile from her lips. 282 00:17:36,236 --> 00:17:40,798 For only 10 cents, you will see this little lady descend these stairs... 283 00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:44,340 ...placing one dainty foot before the other. All right, watch... 284 00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:54,785 Some of these boys you know, but I'd like to introduce you to a few more. 285 00:17:54,988 --> 00:17:58,424 Patricia McClellan, Clyde Waters. Richard Tripper... 286 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:02,220 ...Eddie Dunkelman... - And I'm Tommy Marlowe. 287 00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:04,822 That was a charming speech, Mr. Marlowe. 288 00:18:05,031 --> 00:18:08,296 You've obviously spent most of your life in a freak show. 289 00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:11,093 I was only kidding. You're really terrific. 290 00:18:11,304 --> 00:18:13,101 I'll tell you more while we dance. 291 00:18:13,306 --> 00:18:16,605 - Shall we go on, Mrs. Drexel? - Oh, yes. This is Grover Smith. 292 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:19,472 - And this is Peter Van Dyne, III. - Van Dyne. 293 00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:23,437 Mr. Van Dyne, III, I've heard so much about you. 294 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:27,108 I believe my mother might have met your mother at Newport? 295 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,753 Well, that's very possible. 296 00:18:28,955 --> 00:18:31,753 - Would you care to dance? - Oh, I'd love to. 297 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,958 Kind of cold in here, isn't it? 298 00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:39,120 - How does it feel to get the brush? - How do you like her, Tommy? 299 00:18:39,332 --> 00:18:43,393 She's not so hot. Just trying to play hard to get. Hey, Danny! 300 00:18:44,904 --> 00:18:47,805 You're the first touch of refinement I've found here. 301 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:51,340 The first person I can really talk to. 302 00:18:52,145 --> 00:18:54,045 That makes me very happy. 303 00:18:54,247 --> 00:18:56,681 I'd like to make you 100 million times happier. 304 00:18:56,883 --> 00:19:01,547 100 million! Oh, Peter! You don't know what this means... 305 00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:04,689 My lord, would you and the duchess like a moldy canapé? 306 00:19:04,891 --> 00:19:05,880 Not very funny. 307 00:19:06,092 --> 00:19:08,788 I'll try one first, in case you suspect poison. 308 00:19:08,995 --> 00:19:12,021 - Not a bad idea. - You're more at home in a freak show. 309 00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:13,755 - You were saying... - Van Dyne! 310 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:15,998 - Van Dyne. - What is it? 311 00:19:16,202 --> 00:19:18,193 Phone call, long distance. New York. 312 00:19:18,404 --> 00:19:21,100 - What? Where, inside? - No, at the dormitory. 313 00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:24,572 I'd better scoot. Pat, I'll only be a few minutes. 314 00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:27,245 It'll seem like eons, my dear. 315 00:19:27,881 --> 00:19:31,248 Oh, poor Peter. I hope it isn't bad news. 316 00:19:31,451 --> 00:19:35,012 Ten o'clock! Football team out of here, pronto! Everybody out. 317 00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:38,748 Isn't that your cue? You've got something to do with football, right? 318 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:41,859 Are you kidding? Why, I'm the captain of the team. 319 00:19:42,061 --> 00:19:45,292 I don't get this. What's the matter? I'm a popular guy. 320 00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:46,658 Really? 321 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,828 - This year I'll be all-American. - All-American? 322 00:19:50,036 --> 00:19:52,231 Does that mean you become a citizen? 323 00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:55,737 Come on, Pat. Don't be an iceberg. You gotta melt someday. 324 00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:59,776 Mr. Marlowe, haven't I made it clear to you that I don't like you? 325 00:19:59,979 --> 00:20:04,109 I'll spin you into town tomorrow night. Have dinner, go dancing, just us two. 326 00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:05,978 I'll pick you up at 6. Okay? 327 00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:07,982 - Quelle effronterie! - Pat? 328 00:20:08,488 --> 00:20:09,978 - My dear. - Peter, what is it? 329 00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:13,317 I phoned the dormitory. There was no call for me at all. 330 00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:14,356 No call? 331 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:19,293 Well, I think I'd better be going. Don't forget about tomorrow night. 332 00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:27,501 - I'm glad you could stay, Peter. - So am I. 333 00:20:27,707 --> 00:20:32,007 I knew when I came down those stairs, this was going to be my lucky night. 334 00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:33,735 It's like fate. 335 00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:36,814 It was accidental 336 00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:39,484 We just met by chance 337 00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:42,747 Yet I'm very certain 338 00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:46,822 You will be my big romance 339 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:50,060 Football players bore me 340 00:20:50,263 --> 00:20:53,027 All they've got is health 341 00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:55,890 But, you, my sweet 342 00:20:56,102 --> 00:20:58,832 Are joy complete 343 00:20:59,439 --> 00:21:02,897 Because you've got such wealth 344 00:21:03,109 --> 00:21:05,737 Of culture 345 00:21:06,612 --> 00:21:09,342 Lucky in love 346 00:21:09,549 --> 00:21:12,518 Lucky in love 347 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,482 What else matters 348 00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:18,020 If you're lucky in love? 349 00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:20,691 Good breaks are few 350 00:21:21,094 --> 00:21:23,358 Few skies are blue 351 00:21:23,563 --> 00:21:25,895 But bad luck scattered 352 00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:29,000 When I first looked at you 353 00:21:29,769 --> 00:21:31,634 I don't care 354 00:21:31,838 --> 00:21:34,534 What the future will bring 355 00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:37,733 If we're there together 356 00:21:37,944 --> 00:21:39,775 I won't need a thing 357 00:21:39,979 --> 00:21:43,710 I'll say I'm lucky in love 358 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,575 If you'll take me, that'll make me 359 00:21:46,786 --> 00:21:50,779 Oh, so lucky in love 360 00:21:55,595 --> 00:21:58,086 Lucky in love 361 00:21:58,297 --> 00:22:01,061 Lucky in love 362 00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:03,929 Don't you know when you are 363 00:22:04,137 --> 00:22:06,662 Lucky in love? 364 00:22:06,873 --> 00:22:09,467 You're just my speed 365 00:22:09,675 --> 00:22:12,007 Why must I plead? 366 00:22:12,211 --> 00:22:14,543 Oh, come to baby 367 00:22:14,747 --> 00:22:17,511 In her hour of need 368 00:22:18,384 --> 00:22:22,844 I don't care if you're puny and weak 369 00:22:23,256 --> 00:22:25,884 And you've only got 370 00:22:26,092 --> 00:22:28,492 Baby fuzz on your cheek 371 00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:29,683 I love you! 372 00:22:29,896 --> 00:22:32,558 Lucky in love 373 00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:35,256 If you trust me then we must be 374 00:22:35,468 --> 00:22:39,837 - Oh, so lucky in love - In love 375 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,506 Lucky in love 376 00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:45,507 - You're lucky if you're lucky in love - You're lucky 377 00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:48,373 - Lucky in love - You're lucky 378 00:22:48,581 --> 00:22:49,843 Lucky in love 379 00:22:50,049 --> 00:22:52,643 Lucky in love 380 00:22:52,852 --> 00:22:55,787 Lucky in love 381 00:22:55,988 --> 00:22:58,081 What else matters 382 00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:00,885 If you're lucky in love? 383 00:23:01,094 --> 00:23:04,222 Good days are few 384 00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:06,660 Few skies are blue 385 00:23:06,866 --> 00:23:09,300 But bad luck scatters 386 00:23:09,502 --> 00:23:13,131 Every time I'm with you 387 00:23:13,873 --> 00:23:18,173 I don't mind if at poker, I'm green 388 00:23:18,377 --> 00:23:20,675 If I stand ace high 389 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,405 With a beautiful queen 390 00:23:23,616 --> 00:23:27,211 I'll say I'm lucky in love 391 00:23:28,087 --> 00:23:30,351 If you'll take me, that'll make me 392 00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:33,616 Oh, so lucky 393 00:23:33,826 --> 00:23:36,124 So darn lucky 394 00:23:36,329 --> 00:23:39,230 Lucky in love 395 00:23:39,465 --> 00:23:42,127 Lucky in love 396 00:23:42,401 --> 00:23:44,995 Guess I never will be 397 00:23:45,204 --> 00:23:47,900 Lucky in love 398 00:23:48,174 --> 00:23:50,802 Some girls are gay 399 00:23:51,077 --> 00:23:53,568 Know what to say 400 00:23:53,779 --> 00:23:55,576 But when I talk 401 00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:59,012 I scare the fellows away 402 00:23:59,819 --> 00:24:02,185 If my dream man 403 00:24:02,388 --> 00:24:05,016 Should ever arrive 404 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,987 I can bet he won't 405 00:24:08,194 --> 00:24:10,822 Even know I'm alive 406 00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:14,092 Lucky in love 407 00:24:14,467 --> 00:24:17,061 Must be fun to be someone who's 408 00:24:17,270 --> 00:24:20,797 Oh, so lucky in love 409 00:24:21,007 --> 00:24:23,339 In love, lucky in love 410 00:24:23,543 --> 00:24:25,374 You're lucky if you're lucky in love 411 00:24:25,578 --> 00:24:28,240 You're lucky in love You're lucky in love 412 00:24:28,447 --> 00:24:31,416 So lucky, lucky, lucky If you're lucky in love 413 00:24:31,617 --> 00:24:34,279 - You're lucky - Got your head in a whirl 414 00:24:34,487 --> 00:24:37,081 - You're lucky - If you got the right girl 415 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:40,487 You're oh, so lucky 416 00:24:40,693 --> 00:24:42,752 Lucky in love 417 00:24:43,496 --> 00:24:45,726 Lucky in love 418 00:24:46,566 --> 00:24:47,999 Up to now 419 00:24:48,201 --> 00:24:51,728 I've been so lucky in love 420 00:24:52,205 --> 00:24:54,696 Never was spurned 421 00:24:55,074 --> 00:24:57,440 Never got burned 422 00:24:57,677 --> 00:24:59,941 The cat's pajamas 423 00:25:00,146 --> 00:25:02,876 Where the girls were concerned 424 00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:06,447 But now I'm acting 425 00:25:06,652 --> 00:25:08,677 Just like a dope 426 00:25:08,888 --> 00:25:12,483 It's the first time some baby said 427 00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:13,886 ''It's no soap.'' 428 00:25:14,093 --> 00:25:15,219 And meant it! 429 00:25:15,428 --> 00:25:17,828 Lucky in love 430 00:25:18,397 --> 00:25:22,333 If you take me, that'll make... - So it was you! 431 00:25:22,535 --> 00:25:25,003 Of all the uncouth, contemptible tricks! 432 00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:27,399 I just wanted a chance to get together. 433 00:25:27,607 --> 00:25:31,600 Get together? I never want to see you again. You... 434 00:25:31,811 --> 00:25:34,712 You're absolutely incorrigible! 435 00:25:35,848 --> 00:25:37,816 - What's that? - That's French. 436 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:40,709 Pal, that gal 437 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,514 Sure put you in your place 438 00:25:43,723 --> 00:25:47,523 When she called you incorrigible 439 00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:49,160 To your face 440 00:25:49,362 --> 00:25:52,763 Oh, brother, you got a shove 441 00:25:53,232 --> 00:25:55,928 And without that, we still doubt that 442 00:25:56,135 --> 00:25:59,263 You'd be lucky in love 443 00:25:59,472 --> 00:26:02,305 In love, lucky in love 444 00:26:02,508 --> 00:26:06,808 You're lucky if you're lucky in love You're lucky 445 00:26:07,513 --> 00:26:09,572 So lucky 446 00:26:10,316 --> 00:26:13,649 It's oh, so lovely 447 00:26:13,953 --> 00:26:16,080 If you are 448 00:26:16,289 --> 00:26:21,226 Lucky in love 449 00:26:38,744 --> 00:26:42,373 - These are what you're looking for. - That's fine, Miss Lane. Thanks. 450 00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:43,741 Good night. 451 00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:58,897 Why, Mr. Marlowe. What on earth are you doing here? 452 00:26:59,098 --> 00:27:01,794 Well, why? Can't anyone come in here? 453 00:27:02,101 --> 00:27:06,299 I thought you'd made a mistake. It's not the hangout for the football team. 454 00:27:06,505 --> 00:27:09,338 What do you mean? I've often been here doing research. 455 00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:11,407 Not in the past three years. 456 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:12,736 Why do you say that? 457 00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:16,108 I work here, Mr. Marlowe. I'm the assistant librarian. 458 00:27:16,315 --> 00:27:20,217 In that case, I'll never lie again. But how come you look so familiar? 459 00:27:20,419 --> 00:27:22,182 Where have I seen you before? 460 00:27:22,388 --> 00:27:25,551 You've seen me 100 times in the past three years. 461 00:27:25,758 --> 00:27:28,591 You stood right next to me at the punch bowl last night. 462 00:27:28,794 --> 00:27:30,159 My name is Connie Lane. 463 00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:34,264 Babe's roommate! For crying out loud, then you're a student. 464 00:27:34,466 --> 00:27:38,027 - Why do you want to work here? - It helps pay my tuition. 465 00:27:38,237 --> 00:27:40,467 It's called working your way through college. 466 00:27:40,673 --> 00:27:42,197 Oh, I'm sorry. 467 00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:44,475 At your service. 468 00:27:44,677 --> 00:27:47,578 Where's the French dictionary? I want to look up a word. 469 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:50,044 I'm majoring in languages. What's the word? 470 00:27:50,249 --> 00:27:53,218 Ever heard of a French word, ''in-courage-gee-bull''? 471 00:27:53,419 --> 00:27:56,650 - You mean incorrigible. - What does it mean? 472 00:27:56,855 --> 00:27:58,482 Same thing it means in English. 473 00:27:58,691 --> 00:28:03,060 ''Impossible, incorrigible, past reforming.'' 474 00:28:03,262 --> 00:28:04,661 That's what I thought. 475 00:28:04,863 --> 00:28:06,558 She spoke the word beautifully. 476 00:28:07,366 --> 00:28:09,391 I heard it all the way in the kitchen. 477 00:28:09,602 --> 00:28:11,763 I'll give her back that parlez-vous. 478 00:28:11,971 --> 00:28:13,996 - Who's the best French teacher? - Kennyon. 479 00:28:14,206 --> 00:28:15,434 I'll sign up for a course. 480 00:28:15,641 --> 00:28:19,702 Don't get carried away. Kennyon is tough, and he hates football players. 481 00:28:19,912 --> 00:28:23,575 I've never flunked a subject yet. Come on, show me a few words. 482 00:28:23,782 --> 00:28:27,274 - Don't be silly. It's closing time. - Come on. 483 00:28:27,486 --> 00:28:29,283 Well, all right. 484 00:28:29,488 --> 00:28:32,582 - The book, le livre - Le livre, the book 485 00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:35,954 - The pen, la plume - La plume, the pen 486 00:28:36,161 --> 00:28:37,526 - The chair - The chair 487 00:28:37,730 --> 00:28:39,254 - The pencil - The pencil 488 00:28:39,465 --> 00:28:40,830 - The notebook - The notebook 489 00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:42,660 - Paper - Paper 490 00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:46,099 Black, red, white are black, red, white 491 00:28:46,305 --> 00:28:49,172 - Red, white, black - You're fairly bright 492 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:52,469 - Now please go back - I bet I get them right 493 00:28:52,678 --> 00:28:56,011 Red, white, black, paper, notebook The pencil, the chair, the pen, the book 494 00:28:56,215 --> 00:28:57,580 The book is red 495 00:28:57,783 --> 00:28:59,216 The chair is black 496 00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:00,885 -Wonderful! - Is this working? 497 00:29:01,086 --> 00:29:02,383 It's more like play 498 00:29:02,588 --> 00:29:04,749 In no time flat I speak French 499 00:29:04,957 --> 00:29:06,584 - Had enough? - I'm just starting 500 00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:08,521 All right, you asked for it 501 00:29:08,727 --> 00:29:10,058 The door 502 00:29:10,262 --> 00:29:11,695 The door, the door 503 00:29:11,897 --> 00:29:13,364 Of wood, of wood 504 00:29:13,565 --> 00:29:14,930 Of wood, of wood 505 00:29:15,134 --> 00:29:16,533 To open, to open 506 00:29:16,735 --> 00:29:18,134 Ouvrir, to open 507 00:29:18,337 --> 00:29:19,804 To shut, to close 508 00:29:20,005 --> 00:29:21,438 Close, to shut 509 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,666 The pronouns that you need Are I and you 510 00:29:24,877 --> 00:29:28,074 I mean myself and you means you 511 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,338 Now do them all 512 00:29:29,548 --> 00:29:31,106 Just watch me plow right through 513 00:29:31,316 --> 00:29:35,047 I and you, to shut, close, to open Open, door, red, white and black 514 00:29:35,254 --> 00:29:37,722 Paper, notebook, pencil The chair, the pen, the book 515 00:29:37,923 --> 00:29:39,185 I open the door 516 00:29:39,391 --> 00:29:40,915 I close the door 517 00:29:41,126 --> 00:29:41,956 Marvelous! 518 00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:44,185 My thirst to learn you can't quench 519 00:29:44,396 --> 00:29:46,421 Come fill me up to here with French 520 00:29:46,632 --> 00:29:47,462 -More? -More 521 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,190 - You'll explode - Who cares? 522 00:29:49,401 --> 00:29:50,663 The hand 523 00:29:50,869 --> 00:29:52,234 The hand, the hand 524 00:29:52,438 --> 00:29:53,735 The mouth 525 00:29:53,939 --> 00:29:55,270 The mouth, the mouth 526 00:29:55,474 --> 00:29:58,910 - The eyes are blue - They sure are blue 527 00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:01,579 - Hair - The hair 528 00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:04,613 The words for boy and girl Boy and girl 529 00:30:04,817 --> 00:30:07,945 Boy and girl Are he and she 530 00:30:08,153 --> 00:30:10,951 - Now from the top - I'll get my French degree 531 00:30:11,156 --> 00:30:14,182 Boy and girl, hair, the hair The eyes are blue, the mouth, the hand 532 00:30:14,393 --> 00:30:18,693 Je et vous, fermer, ouvrir, la porte Rouge, blanc, noir, papier, cahier 533 00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:22,389 Le crayon, la chaise, la plume, le livre Mesdames! Messieurs! 534 00:30:22,601 --> 00:30:24,034 Les yeux sont bleus 535 00:30:24,236 --> 00:30:27,330 - You're crazy! - Won't you come join me in a dance? 536 00:30:27,539 --> 00:30:30,565 I am the president of France! 537 00:30:33,312 --> 00:30:35,143 - Gee, this is fun. - Yes, I know. 538 00:30:35,347 --> 00:30:37,212 I didn't know learning could be fun. 539 00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:39,384 Look at these books waiting to be read. 540 00:30:39,585 --> 00:30:43,077 - Anybody can come in and read them. - Yeah, no cover charge. 541 00:30:43,288 --> 00:30:47,190 When I was a kid, I loved to read. I wanted to find out about everything. 542 00:30:47,392 --> 00:30:49,952 I thought I was the only kid who felt that way. 543 00:30:50,162 --> 00:30:51,220 You too? 544 00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:53,990 I wanted to find out about everybody in the world. 545 00:30:54,199 --> 00:30:56,895 Don't bother with that now. Come on. 546 00:30:57,469 --> 00:31:00,495 There was a creek back home. I used to take a canoe and... 547 00:31:00,706 --> 00:31:03,641 ...pretend that I was going to the countries I'd read about. 548 00:31:03,842 --> 00:31:06,572 - Bread and butter. - Bread and butter. 549 00:31:07,112 --> 00:31:12,015 I was Huck Finn on the Mississippi, the Volga, the Nile, the Seine... 550 00:31:12,217 --> 00:31:13,548 ...all of them. 551 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:18,890 Sometimes at night, I'd sit there in my canoe and look up at the stars. 552 00:31:19,992 --> 00:31:22,790 I'd look up at them from our rooftop in Chicago... 553 00:31:22,995 --> 00:31:27,329 ...and think of all the people all over the world looking up at the same stars. 554 00:31:27,533 --> 00:31:29,865 Thinking about them in different languages. 555 00:31:32,337 --> 00:31:35,795 Now the whole world just seems to be little Tait College. 556 00:31:36,008 --> 00:31:39,205 I never think about anything but being a big football star. 557 00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:42,775 That'll be over in a few months, and then what? 558 00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:47,616 If you don't forget about that boy in the canoe, you'll be fine. 559 00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:50,015 I think he has a great future. 560 00:31:50,222 --> 00:31:52,019 You're quite a girl. 561 00:31:52,224 --> 00:31:55,955 When I walked in here, I was feeling kind of sorry for you. 562 00:31:56,161 --> 00:31:57,355 Why? 563 00:31:58,096 --> 00:32:02,260 Oh, I don't know. Having to work your way through school and... 564 00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:06,733 ...missing a lot of good times. Not having the best things in life. 565 00:32:06,939 --> 00:32:10,898 The best things in life? I've got them. Everybody has. 566 00:32:11,844 --> 00:32:15,473 There are so many kinds of riches 567 00:32:16,682 --> 00:32:19,810 And only one of them is gold 568 00:32:21,353 --> 00:32:24,049 The wealth you miss 569 00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:26,954 Remember this 570 00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:30,924 Worthwhile things cannot 571 00:32:31,129 --> 00:32:34,690 Be bought or sold 572 00:32:37,469 --> 00:32:41,166 The moon belongs 573 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,168 To everyone 574 00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:49,469 The best things in life 575 00:32:49,681 --> 00:32:52,616 Are free 576 00:32:53,619 --> 00:32:57,146 The stars belong 577 00:32:57,356 --> 00:33:00,189 To everyone 578 00:33:01,493 --> 00:33:03,893 They gleam there 579 00:33:04,096 --> 00:33:07,930 For you and me 580 00:33:09,701 --> 00:33:13,000 The flowers in spring 581 00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:17,000 The robins that sing 582 00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:21,573 The sunbeams that shine 583 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,139 They're yours 584 00:33:24,983 --> 00:33:27,508 They're mine 585 00:33:28,487 --> 00:33:32,583 And love can come 586 00:33:32,891 --> 00:33:35,860 To everyone 587 00:33:37,663 --> 00:33:42,123 The best things in life 588 00:33:42,935 --> 00:33:47,372 Are free 589 00:33:53,912 --> 00:33:56,005 Gee, I've learned a lot of things today. 590 00:33:57,215 --> 00:34:02,016 La main, les yeux, la bouche. 591 00:34:05,724 --> 00:34:08,386 - What does that mean in French? - Embrasser. 592 00:34:08,593 --> 00:34:09,924 Embrasser? 593 00:34:15,968 --> 00:34:18,801 It's just as nice in both languages, isn't it? 594 00:34:20,572 --> 00:34:23,268 Gee, what a vocabulary I've got. 595 00:34:23,475 --> 00:34:26,239 Wait'll I spring this on Pat. That'll put a dent in her. 596 00:34:26,778 --> 00:34:30,214 Why don't you just hit her over the head with a hockey stick? 597 00:34:36,388 --> 00:34:38,686 We'll review the use of the French pronoun... 598 00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:42,587 ...for the benefit of those who have come into the class late. 599 00:34:43,762 --> 00:34:46,424 Il, he or it. 600 00:34:46,898 --> 00:34:50,334 Elle, she or it. 601 00:34:50,702 --> 00:34:54,661 Il est, he is. 602 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:58,398 Elle est, she is. 603 00:34:58,610 --> 00:35:01,738 Ils, ''they,'' plural, masculine. 604 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:05,547 - Are you sure he's in this class? - They'll be out any minute now. 605 00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:07,343 Pooch, you gotta do something. 606 00:35:07,552 --> 00:35:11,716 It's a downright case of French schizophrenia if I ever saw one. 607 00:35:11,923 --> 00:35:13,754 Oh. Well, don't worry. 608 00:35:13,959 --> 00:35:18,089 I'll see that he gets rid of all this bologna. Just leave it to Poochie. 609 00:35:18,630 --> 00:35:19,824 Je t'aime. 610 00:35:20,032 --> 00:35:23,763 - Je t'adore. Les yeux bleus... - Good luck in the game tomorrow. 611 00:35:23,969 --> 00:35:25,994 - The opening game! - Oh, yeah. 612 00:35:26,204 --> 00:35:28,764 - Tomorrow, remember? - It's a cinch. It's in the bag. 613 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:30,235 Je t'aime. 614 00:35:30,442 --> 00:35:32,307 It's in the bag, eh? 615 00:35:32,644 --> 00:35:33,633 What's the matter? 616 00:35:33,845 --> 00:35:37,042 You and your French course. That's what. You're gonna flunk it. 617 00:35:37,249 --> 00:35:38,614 Then where will our team be? 618 00:35:38,817 --> 00:35:40,307 Aw, dry up, Poochie. 619 00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:44,717 Je t'aime, je t'adore, les yeux bleus. 620 00:35:44,923 --> 00:35:45,890 What's that? 621 00:35:46,091 --> 00:35:49,151 This is my French speech. I'm springing it on a Sheba. 622 00:35:49,361 --> 00:35:51,591 I get it. It's that McClellan dame. 623 00:35:51,797 --> 00:35:54,061 Tommy, have you gone nuts? 624 00:35:54,699 --> 00:35:55,723 Yes! 625 00:35:56,802 --> 00:36:00,636 The boys don't understand a word you're saying on the field. 626 00:36:00,839 --> 00:36:04,331 They're waiting for the signals. You give them the signals in French! 627 00:36:04,543 --> 00:36:08,604 Sure. Quarante-et-un, dix-huit, soixante-neuf, onze. Hup! 628 00:36:08,814 --> 00:36:11,339 I can't help it, Poochie. Language comes easy to me. 629 00:36:11,550 --> 00:36:14,747 I've been in the class five days, and I speak like a native. 630 00:36:14,953 --> 00:36:18,320 - Not sure from where, but a native. - Comes easy, huh? 631 00:36:18,523 --> 00:36:23,460 You think your parlez-vous français will charm Crenshaw off the field? 632 00:36:23,695 --> 00:36:27,893 I don't know, but it'll charm McClellan into going to the prom with me. 633 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:30,398 Poochie, vamoose. I gotta study my speech. 634 00:36:30,602 --> 00:36:32,001 Hey, Tommy! 635 00:36:32,204 --> 00:36:33,398 My chauffeur! 636 00:36:36,241 --> 00:36:39,108 She's at Gimpeldinger's having a soda with Van Dyne. 637 00:36:39,311 --> 00:36:41,905 Keep the engine boiling. I'll be right down. 638 00:36:46,218 --> 00:36:48,345 Je t'adore, je t'aime. 639 00:36:48,553 --> 00:36:50,282 Vous êtes merveilleux. 640 00:36:52,591 --> 00:36:55,992 - Pooch, can I drop you someplace? - Yeah, over the nearest cliff. 641 00:36:56,194 --> 00:36:57,320 Anything wrong? 642 00:36:57,529 --> 00:37:00,794 Things are so wrong, we may wind up using you on the team. 643 00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:02,760 Well, what's wrong with that? 644 00:37:02,968 --> 00:37:06,233 - Nothing, if you want to lose. - Babe! Go away. 645 00:37:06,438 --> 00:37:08,872 - Is that all you have to say? - Leave me alone! 646 00:37:09,074 --> 00:37:12,168 - How long have you been here? - I hopped in by the soda shop. 647 00:37:12,577 --> 00:37:16,308 I had an ice-cream cone and a glass of milk. By now it's a malted. 648 00:37:16,515 --> 00:37:18,176 I'm trying to say I love you! 649 00:37:18,383 --> 00:37:21,477 I told you, I won't have anything to do with you. 650 00:37:21,686 --> 00:37:24,655 I value my life. I love life, and I want to live. 651 00:37:24,856 --> 00:37:28,314 Sure, I like you. If circumstances were different, well... 652 00:37:28,527 --> 00:37:31,223 ...you and me, that might be how I'd like it to be... 653 00:37:32,264 --> 00:37:34,926 To be or not to be, that is the question... 654 00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:39,263 ...where government of the people, for the people, give me liberty or give... 655 00:37:39,471 --> 00:37:42,099 - Oh, hello, Beef. - Who are you talking to? 656 00:37:42,307 --> 00:37:46,004 - Nobody. I'm practicing a speech. - I thought I saw you with someone. 657 00:37:46,211 --> 00:37:48,304 - With somebody? - Yeah, Babe. 658 00:37:48,513 --> 00:37:52,779 How silly. Just us two, just jalopy and me and baby makes three. 659 00:37:52,984 --> 00:37:56,647 - You sure she wasn't here? - Posi-lutely, abso-tively. 660 00:37:56,855 --> 00:37:59,790 - Turner, you don't like Babe, do you? - Like her? 661 00:37:59,991 --> 00:38:03,392 - Can't stand her, silly flapper. - What do you mean, ''silly flapper''? 662 00:38:03,595 --> 00:38:07,554 She's great! She's the bee's knees, the cat's meow and she loves you. 663 00:38:07,766 --> 00:38:09,631 - What'd you say? - I said, ''Oh, yeah. 664 00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:11,165 She loves you. Yes, sir!'' 665 00:38:11,369 --> 00:38:14,270 I'm glad you said that. Otherwise I might've done this... 666 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,435 - My fender! - You know I get upset over Babe! 667 00:38:19,644 --> 00:38:23,478 I'm highly tense. When you keep your inhibitions inside... 668 00:38:23,682 --> 00:38:25,582 ...they just break open! 669 00:38:26,284 --> 00:38:28,980 I said, ''Ow!'' When you hurt this car, it's hurting me. 670 00:38:29,187 --> 00:38:32,281 When I lose control, I get shaken up from bottom to top! 671 00:38:32,490 --> 00:38:36,153 - You don't know how I suffer! - Beef, not so loud. My car! 672 00:38:36,361 --> 00:38:40,195 - Oh, is this your car? - It was. 673 00:38:40,398 --> 00:38:45,028 Sorry. When I get mad, I don't know what I'm doing, like I'm hypnotized. 674 00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:47,262 Oh, that's all right. 675 00:38:47,472 --> 00:38:50,566 - Give me a lift to Gimpeldinger's? - Sure. Hop in. 676 00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:52,333 No, no, in front! 677 00:38:57,315 --> 00:39:00,842 Bobby, better take better care of your car. It's getting shabby. 678 00:39:01,052 --> 00:39:02,519 No, no, in front! 679 00:39:24,142 --> 00:39:26,770 All out for Gimpeldinger's! 680 00:39:38,390 --> 00:39:43,293 Well, old place hasn't changed much. 681 00:39:44,229 --> 00:39:47,562 Wonder if MclKinley's still president? 682 00:39:50,935 --> 00:39:52,596 Bonjour, mesdames et messieurs. 683 00:39:52,804 --> 00:39:56,968 J'ouvre la porte. Well! Je ferme la porte. 684 00:39:57,175 --> 00:40:00,144 Boy, a banana split, please. 685 00:40:00,345 --> 00:40:01,369 Coming up, Tommy. 686 00:40:01,579 --> 00:40:02,944 My children... 687 00:40:03,148 --> 00:40:06,447 ...French is the language of love and war. 688 00:40:11,323 --> 00:40:14,759 I drink at the most beautiful woman in the bedroom. 689 00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:17,484 She knows who she is. 690 00:40:18,396 --> 00:40:19,624 Miss... 691 00:40:20,365 --> 00:40:21,923 Beat it, Marlowe. 692 00:40:22,467 --> 00:40:25,732 Mademoiselle, I have composed a speech just for you... 693 00:40:25,937 --> 00:40:28,064 ...in your own language. 694 00:40:28,273 --> 00:40:31,071 I love you, I adore you. White hands, blue eyes... 695 00:40:31,276 --> 00:40:35,007 ...small ears, teeth like pearls, red mouth. 696 00:40:35,213 --> 00:40:37,579 Mademoiselle, que vous êtes belle. Que vous êtes délicieuse. 697 00:40:37,782 --> 00:40:42,344 Mon coeur s'ouvre à ta voix. Le jour de gloire est arrivé. 698 00:40:42,554 --> 00:40:45,022 Therefore, mademoiselle, after the game... 699 00:40:45,223 --> 00:40:47,817 ...I'd be honored if you'd accompany me to the prom. 700 00:40:48,026 --> 00:40:51,359 Mr. Marlowe, you are a pain in the neck in any language. 701 00:40:51,563 --> 00:40:54,031 I'm going to the prom with Mr. Van Dyne. 702 00:40:54,232 --> 00:40:59,033 You may be able to memorize lines, but you can't memorize good manners. 703 00:41:01,639 --> 00:41:03,436 Okay, Miss McClellan. 704 00:41:04,109 --> 00:41:08,136 Maybe it took a ton of bricks to fall on me, but I guess I get the idea. 705 00:41:08,346 --> 00:41:09,643 You win. 706 00:41:10,615 --> 00:41:14,949 I won't take up any more of your valuable time. 707 00:41:19,157 --> 00:41:23,924 You keep treating Tommy like that and he might lose the game for Tait. 708 00:41:24,829 --> 00:41:27,525 I'm afraid Mr. Marlowe's career doesn't interest me. 709 00:41:27,732 --> 00:41:30,200 Watch this. I'll get her interested. 710 00:41:31,136 --> 00:41:33,696 Leave Pat alone, kids. 711 00:41:33,905 --> 00:41:37,705 Just because he's our hero, she doesn't have to throw herself at him. 712 00:41:37,909 --> 00:41:39,570 And I don't blame her. 713 00:41:39,778 --> 00:41:44,545 After all, he'll be The Pickle King of America after he's done with college. 714 00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:47,175 - The what? - Oh, didn't you know? 715 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:49,353 His father's the Marlowe Pickle Works. 716 00:41:49,554 --> 00:41:51,681 How sordid. Pickles. 717 00:41:52,357 --> 00:41:54,518 Yeah, 30 million dollars' worth. 718 00:41:55,727 --> 00:41:57,820 Isn't it disgusting? 719 00:41:58,129 --> 00:42:01,223 And still, poor Tommy has no one to go to the dance with. 720 00:42:01,433 --> 00:42:06,166 All that dough, most popular guy in school, no date. 721 00:42:06,371 --> 00:42:08,032 Maybe you're betting on the wrong horse. 722 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,299 - Mind your own business. - Temper, temper. 723 00:42:11,509 --> 00:42:14,342 A medicine man I met 724 00:42:14,546 --> 00:42:17,413 Said, ''Don't get yourself in a sweat'' 725 00:42:17,615 --> 00:42:20,778 When things look gray Just shrug and say 726 00:42:20,985 --> 00:42:23,476 ''It must have been something I 'et''' 727 00:42:23,688 --> 00:42:26,486 ''So don't get yourself In a snit, ''he said 728 00:42:26,691 --> 00:42:29,558 Tuck your tantrums Into your kit instead 729 00:42:29,928 --> 00:42:32,829 ''It's disarming to be charming'' 730 00:42:33,031 --> 00:42:35,363 Quoth the medicine man 731 00:42:35,567 --> 00:42:38,434 Whom all agree, it's plain to see 732 00:42:38,636 --> 00:42:41,469 Nobody could be wiser than 733 00:42:41,673 --> 00:42:45,040 So if your temper's Getting the top hand 734 00:42:45,243 --> 00:42:47,711 All you have to do is just stop and 735 00:42:47,912 --> 00:42:50,380 Pass that peace pipe and Bury that hatchet 736 00:42:50,582 --> 00:42:55,485 Like the Choctaws, Chickasaws, Chattahoochees, Chippewas do 737 00:42:56,788 --> 00:42:59,814 If you're feeling mad as a wet hen 738 00:43:00,024 --> 00:43:02,549 Mad as you can possibly get, then 739 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,490 Pass that peace pipe and Bury that tomahawk 740 00:43:05,697 --> 00:43:10,066 Like those Chichimecs, Cherokees, Chapultepecs too 741 00:43:12,036 --> 00:43:14,664 When you're cranky 742 00:43:14,973 --> 00:43:17,703 Try to use a little restraint 743 00:43:17,909 --> 00:43:20,104 Fold that hanky 744 00:43:20,311 --> 00:43:23,246 And wipe off all of that war paint 745 00:43:23,448 --> 00:43:26,440 But if you wanna be an all-right guy 746 00:43:26,651 --> 00:43:29,119 Not a long-face, Blues-in-the-night guy 747 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,084 Write that apology and dispatch it 748 00:43:32,290 --> 00:43:35,020 When you've quarreled It's grand to patch it 749 00:43:35,226 --> 00:43:37,456 Pass that peace pipe and Bury that hatchet 750 00:43:37,662 --> 00:43:40,756 Like the Choctaws, Chickasaws, Chattahoochees, Chippewas 751 00:43:40,965 --> 00:43:43,900 And those Chichimecs, Cherokees, Chapultepecs 752 00:43:44,102 --> 00:43:46,627 And those Chicutemis, Chapechets and Chicapees 753 00:43:46,838 --> 00:43:50,433 Chochos, Changos, Chattanoogas, Cheecharows do 754 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,664 Chocho! 755 00:44:49,867 --> 00:44:50,799 Chango! 756 00:44:51,002 --> 00:44:52,833 Chattanooga, Chippewa! 757 00:45:00,144 --> 00:45:00,974 Chow, chow! 758 00:45:01,179 --> 00:45:02,168 Choo, choo! 759 00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:04,007 Chichimec, Chapultepec! 760 00:45:24,235 --> 00:45:25,998 If you use a little control 761 00:45:26,204 --> 00:45:29,367 You'll be top man on the totem pole 762 00:46:44,348 --> 00:46:47,146 - Professor Kennyon! - Oh, Miss Lane. 763 00:46:47,351 --> 00:46:51,287 I was going to see you. I corrected the tests, I'll give them to you now. 764 00:46:51,489 --> 00:46:54,754 Thank you. Yes, the elementary class. That was a fast job. 765 00:46:54,959 --> 00:46:56,119 - Oh, excuse me... - Well! 766 00:46:56,327 --> 00:47:00,889 Gee, Connie! It's good to see you. Oh, excuse me, professor. 767 00:47:01,099 --> 00:47:04,762 Watch your step in more ways than one. I've got your first exam here. 768 00:47:04,969 --> 00:47:06,561 How did our football star do? 769 00:47:06,771 --> 00:47:08,830 - A perfect paper. 100 percent. - I did? 770 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,976 I'm surprised. Don't get careless. You've got to tow the mark with me. 771 00:47:13,177 --> 00:47:15,543 Football and studies don't mix. Good day. 772 00:47:15,747 --> 00:47:17,544 He's a pleasant old cuss. 773 00:47:18,382 --> 00:47:21,613 Well, I've got to go to football practice. 774 00:47:23,421 --> 00:47:25,286 Gee, I got a perfect paper. 775 00:47:25,490 --> 00:47:27,219 You know why? It's all your work. 776 00:47:27,425 --> 00:47:30,792 It's just a vocabulary test, mostly words you taught me that day. 777 00:47:30,995 --> 00:47:32,292 Yes, I know. 778 00:47:33,798 --> 00:47:36,699 It isn't half as much fun when Kennyon teaches it. 779 00:47:36,901 --> 00:47:39,392 I never have the least impulse to kiss him. 780 00:47:41,105 --> 00:47:44,006 Speaking of your impulses, how about Pat McClellan? 781 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:47,234 Are you making a dent on her with your French? 782 00:47:47,678 --> 00:47:49,202 Oh, here, I'll take these. 783 00:47:49,413 --> 00:47:51,973 Guess I should have used that hockey stick. 784 00:47:52,216 --> 00:47:55,583 It doesn't matter anymore. I knew it the second I bumped into you. 785 00:47:55,787 --> 00:47:58,915 I don't care. I don't care if I never see her again. 786 00:47:59,123 --> 00:48:01,182 Will you go to the prom with me? 787 00:48:01,392 --> 00:48:02,950 After she declined? No, thanks. 788 00:48:03,161 --> 00:48:05,755 But I'm glad she did, because now I can ask you. 789 00:48:05,963 --> 00:48:08,523 Play second fiddle? No, thanks. 790 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,061 Guess I don't blame you. 791 00:48:13,604 --> 00:48:17,438 - Well, who are you going to ask now? - Nobody. 792 00:48:17,642 --> 00:48:19,940 I'm not going stag. Guess I won't go at all. 793 00:48:20,144 --> 00:48:21,577 Not go to the prom? 794 00:48:21,779 --> 00:48:24,577 But that's silly! It'll practically be in your honor. 795 00:48:24,782 --> 00:48:26,545 I'll go if you'll go with me. 796 00:48:28,085 --> 00:48:29,177 Well... 797 00:48:30,621 --> 00:48:32,714 - All right. - You will? Wonderful! 798 00:48:32,924 --> 00:48:35,085 Eight o'clock. I'm late for practice. 799 00:48:35,293 --> 00:48:37,158 Good luck in the game. 800 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,193 Oh, they sure are blue. 801 00:48:53,911 --> 00:48:55,674 Look at Connie. 802 00:48:56,581 --> 00:48:58,071 Hi, Connie! 803 00:48:59,150 --> 00:49:00,777 She's acting so strange. 804 00:49:00,985 --> 00:49:02,680 Connie, hello! 805 00:49:05,223 --> 00:49:06,690 Hello... 806 00:49:11,963 --> 00:49:13,863 So I told her if that's what she... 807 00:49:14,999 --> 00:49:16,296 Hello, Connie. 808 00:49:18,670 --> 00:49:20,103 Miss Connie! 809 00:49:20,805 --> 00:49:24,571 - The sink, it's acting up again. - It is? How nice. 810 00:49:24,776 --> 00:49:26,141 How do you like that? 811 00:49:26,344 --> 00:49:28,312 - She must've gone crazy. - Overwork. 812 00:49:28,513 --> 00:49:32,711 She's having a breakdown, poor kid. I gotta do something! 813 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:38,552 Connie, are you all right? 814 00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:42,357 - Babe, guess what? - What? 815 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,494 I'm going to the prom tomorrow. 816 00:49:44,696 --> 00:49:46,425 So that's it. 817 00:49:46,631 --> 00:49:48,223 Wonderful! Who are you going with? 818 00:49:48,433 --> 00:49:51,095 - You'll never guess. - Then you better tell me. 819 00:49:51,302 --> 00:49:54,271 Oh, I know it seems impossible, but... 820 00:49:54,472 --> 00:49:55,769 ...he likes me. - Who? 821 00:49:55,973 --> 00:49:56,905 Tommy. 822 00:49:57,108 --> 00:49:59,804 - Tommy Marlowe. - Tommy! 823 00:50:01,312 --> 00:50:03,610 Connie, I think I ought to warn you. Pat... 824 00:50:03,815 --> 00:50:06,579 Oh, Pat! He told me all about that. 825 00:50:06,784 --> 00:50:08,911 - It's all over. - Are you sure? 826 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,556 Oh, of course, I'm sure. Don't spoil my fun, Babe. 827 00:50:12,757 --> 00:50:14,850 - What should I wear? - A suit of armor. 828 00:50:17,762 --> 00:50:21,755 Just think, I'm going out with a football hero. 829 00:50:31,008 --> 00:50:34,535 Yay, Marlowe! Come on, Marlowe! Touchdown! 830 00:51:14,752 --> 00:51:16,549 Tommy! Tommy! 831 00:51:34,972 --> 00:51:38,999 Oh, I was so thrilled! You made a football fan out of me overnight. 832 00:51:39,210 --> 00:51:42,304 Oh, Tommy, I was so mistaken about you. 833 00:51:43,014 --> 00:51:45,346 But today, when I saw you on the field... 834 00:51:45,550 --> 00:51:48,644 ...I suddenly realized that maybe I was so rude to you... 835 00:51:48,853 --> 00:51:50,582 ...because I really liked you. 836 00:51:50,788 --> 00:51:53,416 But I didn't want to like you as much as I could... 837 00:51:53,624 --> 00:51:55,649 ...if I really let myself. 838 00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:59,296 Pat, this is crazy. It's wonderful! I don't know what to say. 839 00:51:59,497 --> 00:52:01,260 I know what to say. 840 00:52:02,466 --> 00:52:04,866 Can I go with you to the prom tonight? 841 00:52:05,436 --> 00:52:08,132 Can you? Oh, this is terrific! 842 00:52:08,339 --> 00:52:10,432 Wait a minute. What about Van Dyne? 843 00:52:10,641 --> 00:52:14,202 He just doesn't matter. Poor Peter, he's really so stuffy. 844 00:52:14,412 --> 00:52:17,540 I should've known the minute you saw me play a game. 845 00:52:18,549 --> 00:52:21,313 This is wonderful. It's the greatest day of my life! 846 00:52:21,519 --> 00:52:24,147 I win the opening game and you at the same time. 847 00:52:24,388 --> 00:52:25,377 Mademoiselle... 848 00:52:25,590 --> 00:52:28,650 ...voulez-vous accompany moi à la prom ce soir? 849 00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:30,623 Your French is beautiful. 850 00:52:30,828 --> 00:52:33,194 Enchantée, monsieur, enchantée. 851 00:52:33,397 --> 00:52:34,830 See you tonight, then. 852 00:52:35,032 --> 00:52:36,056 Tonight. 853 00:52:40,037 --> 00:52:44,133 Connais-tu le pays? Connais-tu, connais-tu? Con... 854 00:52:44,876 --> 00:52:46,173 Connie! 855 00:53:03,794 --> 00:53:05,659 372-J, please. 856 00:53:07,431 --> 00:53:11,060 So I said, ''Herbert, if you think I'm one of those red-hot mamas... 857 00:53:11,269 --> 00:53:13,635 ...you're very badly mistaken.'' 858 00:53:22,246 --> 00:53:23,907 372-J, please. 859 00:53:24,115 --> 00:53:25,412 That's right. 860 00:53:26,017 --> 00:53:28,178 I said, ''You may think you're a sheik... 861 00:53:28,386 --> 00:53:30,251 ...but your harem has to do without me. 862 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:33,082 That is, unless you change your tune.'' 863 00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:44,259 372-J, please. 864 00:53:44,618 --> 00:53:45,607 - Hey, Janet. - Wait. 865 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:49,517 - Well, you certainly took long enough. - It's all yours, June. 866 00:53:50,024 --> 00:53:52,322 Georgia, look. I got an orchid! 867 00:53:52,526 --> 00:53:54,494 - Look, Joe sent me an orchid. - Oh, boy! 868 00:53:54,695 --> 00:53:56,595 My, that powder! 869 00:53:56,797 --> 00:53:58,560 - Those from Bill? - Aren't they pretty? 870 00:53:58,766 --> 00:54:00,233 Beautiful. 871 00:54:00,434 --> 00:54:02,766 I said, ''I don't think the car's out of gas. 872 00:54:02,970 --> 00:54:06,235 If you think I'm walking home, you've got another guess coming. 873 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,908 I brought my roller skates. And furthermore...'' 874 00:54:09,110 --> 00:54:13,171 Flo, for Pete's sakes! You've been on that telephone for two hours. 875 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:15,109 Oh, well, goodbye, Sally. 876 00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:19,677 Who's taking me to the dance? Well, who do you think? Herbert! 877 00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:24,822 - How do I look? - You don't look like a librarian. 878 00:54:25,025 --> 00:54:28,426 - I don't feel like one. - Connie, telephone call for you. 879 00:54:28,629 --> 00:54:31,723 Babe, I was working on that step you were doing. 880 00:54:31,932 --> 00:54:34,992 - I know it starts like this... - No, you're all wrong. 881 00:54:35,202 --> 00:54:38,069 You throw your hip out like this. Then you do... 882 00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,809 Oh, that's cute like that. 883 00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:45,938 That's where that comes in. Oh, I love that step. 884 00:54:46,147 --> 00:54:48,081 Vamoose, Flo. See you later. 885 00:54:48,282 --> 00:54:50,375 Okay, sure. See you later. 886 00:54:50,751 --> 00:54:53,413 Don't tell me. I know. 887 00:54:53,754 --> 00:54:56,746 He broke the date. He's going with Pat. 888 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:00,657 Babe, I feel so awful. 889 00:55:00,861 --> 00:55:02,829 Oh, Connie, don't cry. Please. 890 00:55:03,731 --> 00:55:05,255 How could he do that? 891 00:55:05,466 --> 00:55:08,401 Call up at the last minute? He's horrible. 892 00:55:08,602 --> 00:55:09,899 He's just so dumb. 893 00:55:10,104 --> 00:55:11,765 He is not dumb. 894 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:17,274 He got 100 percent on his first French exam. 895 00:55:17,711 --> 00:55:21,875 It's all my fault. I sicced her onto him. I had to open my big mouth! 896 00:55:22,183 --> 00:55:25,152 Gee, Connie, I didn't know you liked him. 897 00:55:26,287 --> 00:55:28,414 Fine friend I turned out to be. 898 00:55:28,622 --> 00:55:30,715 Oh, don't blame yourself. 899 00:55:30,925 --> 00:55:34,224 He didn't have to change his mind the minute she came running. 900 00:55:34,728 --> 00:55:36,855 Not if he didn't want to. 901 00:55:37,932 --> 00:55:39,399 I guess he wanted to. 902 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,591 Hey, Babe, you ready? 903 00:55:42,469 --> 00:55:44,198 Connie, I'll stay here with you. 904 00:55:44,405 --> 00:55:48,171 Oh, that's sweet, but it wouldn't help either one of us. 905 00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:51,640 Well, there must be a way of fixing this. I'll try. 906 00:55:51,845 --> 00:55:54,814 No, don't. Don't try to fix anything. 907 00:55:55,649 --> 00:55:57,617 I don't want him anymore. 908 00:55:58,586 --> 00:55:59,746 You have a good time. 909 00:55:59,954 --> 00:56:01,854 Well, what'll you do? 910 00:56:02,156 --> 00:56:05,421 Oh, I'll read my favorite book... 911 00:56:06,393 --> 00:56:07,724 ...Les Misérables. 912 00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:12,795 Have fun. 913 00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:23,103 Goodbye. 914 00:56:39,693 --> 00:56:44,630 I thought I'd found my ideal man 915 00:56:45,332 --> 00:56:50,167 I always knew he'd arrive 916 00:56:50,904 --> 00:56:55,841 Though he's a true heart-appeal man 917 00:56:56,910 --> 00:57:01,847 He doesn't know I'm alive 918 00:57:02,816 --> 00:57:07,753 But I don't spend my time in grieving 919 00:57:08,489 --> 00:57:13,426 I've learned the trick Of make-believing 920 00:57:14,928 --> 00:57:19,865 So if I can't have my real man 921 00:57:21,302 --> 00:57:26,239 There's only one way to thrive 922 00:57:32,179 --> 00:57:35,808 Just imagine 923 00:57:37,618 --> 00:57:42,078 That he loves me dearly 924 00:57:42,489 --> 00:57:46,949 Just imagine 925 00:57:47,628 --> 00:57:51,962 That I'm his sincerely 926 00:57:52,166 --> 00:57:56,569 I'm pretending 927 00:57:57,271 --> 00:58:01,605 That he's sending 928 00:58:02,276 --> 00:58:06,144 Love notes ending 929 00:58:06,347 --> 00:58:10,408 ''I love you'' 930 00:58:12,119 --> 00:58:17,056 Seems that he's there 931 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:22,520 As the day is closing 932 00:58:22,830 --> 00:58:27,699 On his knees there 933 00:58:28,302 --> 00:58:32,762 I hear him proposing 934 00:58:33,107 --> 00:58:37,942 He's not present 935 00:58:38,579 --> 00:58:43,516 Still it's pleasant 936 00:58:44,852 --> 00:58:49,789 To just imagine 937 00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:56,395 That it's true 938 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,317 Come on, hurry up. Break it up. 939 00:59:21,522 --> 00:59:24,320 We want to see if we have a game here Saturday. 940 00:59:24,691 --> 00:59:26,454 Marlowe, Marlowe. 941 00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:28,127 ''D'' in English. 942 00:59:28,562 --> 00:59:29,893 ''D'' in history. 943 00:59:30,097 --> 00:59:31,325 ''D'' in physics. 944 00:59:31,532 --> 00:59:33,625 ''C'' in biology. He never got those marks before. 945 00:59:33,834 --> 00:59:37,497 He hasn't been studying. McClellan is leading him around by the nose. 946 00:59:37,704 --> 00:59:40,673 - He just made it. - Yeah? Where's the French marks? 947 00:59:40,874 --> 00:59:41,898 They're not posted yet. 948 00:59:42,109 --> 00:59:44,976 I passed everything. Guess I'll play in the game Saturday. 949 00:59:45,179 --> 00:59:48,012 You're a genius. All we have to do is worry about Tommy. 950 00:59:48,215 --> 00:59:49,045 Where is he? 951 00:59:52,286 --> 00:59:54,652 Hey, Babe, you passed everything! 952 00:59:54,855 --> 00:59:56,083 I did? 953 00:59:57,424 --> 01:00:00,552 Bobby! Bobby! I told you last night I'd pass. 954 01:00:00,761 --> 01:00:02,729 Hey, did you see him last night? 955 01:00:02,930 --> 01:00:04,397 Here comes Tommy. 956 01:00:04,731 --> 01:00:06,426 Well, kids, here I is. 957 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,400 - Darling, it's ''here I am.'' - It's only slang. 958 01:00:09,603 --> 01:00:11,298 I don't like you to speak badly. 959 01:00:11,505 --> 01:00:13,302 Okay, darling. Hi, coach. Hi, Poochie. 960 01:00:13,507 --> 01:00:14,769 Hello, darling. 961 01:00:14,975 --> 01:00:16,442 Well, do I play Saturday? 962 01:00:16,643 --> 01:00:19,339 - Yeah, you passed everything. - But... 963 01:00:19,546 --> 01:00:22,037 - ''But''? - The French marks aren't up yet. 964 01:00:22,249 --> 01:00:25,082 You're not gonna worry about that. My best subject. 965 01:00:25,285 --> 01:00:28,049 Saturday's my big day. We'll mop up the field with Colton. 966 01:00:28,255 --> 01:00:30,086 - I hope so. - And don't forget. 967 01:00:30,290 --> 01:00:32,451 Saturday's a big day for another reason. 968 01:00:34,161 --> 01:00:35,492 Don't you remember? 969 01:00:35,696 --> 01:00:37,027 Oh, yeah, sure. 970 01:00:37,231 --> 01:00:39,290 Well, shall we tell everybody? 971 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:41,463 Yes. Yes, why not? 972 01:00:41,668 --> 01:00:45,695 Listen, everybody. Saturday, after Tommy wins the big game... 973 01:00:45,939 --> 01:00:47,770 Oh, you tell them, Tommy. 974 01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:52,003 All I wanted to say, kids, was that... 975 01:00:52,212 --> 01:00:54,772 ...after the big game with Colton Saturday... 976 01:00:57,584 --> 01:01:00,178 ...Pat and I are gonna announce our engagement. 977 01:01:13,066 --> 01:01:14,465 - Holy mackerel! - What is it? 978 01:01:14,668 --> 01:01:15,600 ''F.'' 979 01:01:17,604 --> 01:01:20,573 - They can't do this to me. - Can't? They did. 980 01:01:20,774 --> 01:01:22,799 Well, that's that. 981 01:01:23,010 --> 01:01:25,069 ''That's that''? We've gotta do something. 982 01:01:25,279 --> 01:01:27,338 You've gotta play that game Saturday. 983 01:01:27,548 --> 01:01:29,277 I know. The dean! 984 01:02:04,785 --> 01:02:05,979 Come in. 985 01:02:06,887 --> 01:02:10,254 The dean and Professor Kennyon have decided to give Marlowe... 986 01:02:10,457 --> 01:02:12,857 ...a re-examination in French tomorrow afternoon. 987 01:02:13,060 --> 01:02:14,322 How nice for him. 988 01:02:14,528 --> 01:02:15,995 When can you start coaching him? 989 01:02:16,363 --> 01:02:17,193 - Me? - Sure. 990 01:02:17,397 --> 01:02:19,991 Yes, you. Marlowe says you're the best. 991 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,499 Tell Mr. Marlowe I thank him for the compliment, but I'm too busy. 992 01:02:23,704 --> 01:02:25,171 Tell him to ask Miss McClellan. 993 01:02:25,372 --> 01:02:27,863 - She says... - I don't want them to bother you. 994 01:02:28,075 --> 01:02:30,805 Pat speaks French, but she's not up on her grammar... 995 01:02:31,011 --> 01:02:33,809 - Tell Mr. Marlowe, ''Quel fromage.'' - What? 996 01:02:34,014 --> 01:02:36,676 I don't care what you think about Marlowe... 997 01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:40,250 ...but that game next Saturday is a dead duck without him. 998 01:02:40,454 --> 01:02:43,048 - I don't care whether he plays or not. - You don't? 999 01:02:43,256 --> 01:02:44,621 You'd lose the game for us? 1000 01:02:44,825 --> 01:02:48,317 You're building the foundations of a lifetime guilt complex! 1001 01:02:48,528 --> 01:02:50,758 I know how you feel, but you've no choice. 1002 01:02:50,964 --> 01:02:54,092 - It's for dear old Tait. - You gotta do something. 1003 01:02:55,102 --> 01:02:57,468 All right, for dear old Tait. 1004 01:02:58,038 --> 01:03:01,371 Tell Mr. Marlowe I'll meet him at the sorority house at 8:00. 1005 01:03:01,575 --> 01:03:03,042 In the kitchen. 1006 01:03:06,146 --> 01:03:08,478 Gee, thanks, Connie. 1007 01:03:23,030 --> 01:03:26,761 Now name the verbs that take être instead of avoir. 1008 01:03:28,068 --> 01:03:32,664 Aller, tomber, sortir... 1009 01:03:32,873 --> 01:03:36,570 ...partir, venir... 1010 01:03:36,777 --> 01:03:38,210 I can't think of any more. 1011 01:03:38,412 --> 01:03:42,246 That's hardly the right attitude. You have an exam to pass. 1012 01:03:42,449 --> 01:03:43,381 Yeah, I know. 1013 01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:46,416 Kennyon is devoting his time to giving you this chance. 1014 01:03:46,620 --> 01:03:49,953 I'm giving up my time. The least you can do is concentrate. 1015 01:03:50,157 --> 01:03:53,024 I keep thinking of so many other things. 1016 01:03:53,860 --> 01:03:56,522 Connie, won't you even talk to me? 1017 01:03:57,731 --> 01:04:02,031 You were doing splendidly with those verbs. Would you try them again? 1018 01:04:25,726 --> 01:04:29,594 The moon belongs 1019 01:04:29,796 --> 01:04:33,391 To everyone 1020 01:04:35,102 --> 01:04:39,539 The best things in life 1021 01:04:39,806 --> 01:04:43,173 Are free 1022 01:04:46,113 --> 01:04:49,879 The stars belong 1023 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:54,417 To everyone 1024 01:04:56,323 --> 01:04:58,382 They gleam there 1025 01:04:58,592 --> 01:05:03,461 For you and me 1026 01:05:07,434 --> 01:05:12,030 The flowers in spring 1027 01:05:12,672 --> 01:05:17,132 The robins that sing 1028 01:05:18,645 --> 01:05:23,378 The sunbeams that shine 1029 01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,778 They're yours 1030 01:05:26,419 --> 01:05:28,546 They're mine 1031 01:05:28,755 --> 01:05:31,519 And love 1032 01:05:32,993 --> 01:05:37,828 Can come to everyone 1033 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:44,700 The best things in life 1034 01:05:44,905 --> 01:05:48,568 Are free 1035 01:05:51,444 --> 01:05:56,313 The flowers in spring 1036 01:05:57,317 --> 01:06:01,151 The robins that sing 1037 01:06:04,558 --> 01:06:08,187 Let me say I'm sorry. You haven't talked to me for two months. 1038 01:06:08,395 --> 01:06:10,090 There's nothing to talk about. 1039 01:06:10,297 --> 01:06:13,164 You'd better study, because if you study, you'll play. 1040 01:06:13,366 --> 01:06:15,266 And if you play, you'll win. 1041 01:06:15,635 --> 01:06:19,196 When you win, you'll be engaged to Pat. Isn't that what you want? 1042 01:06:19,406 --> 01:06:20,839 Yeah, sure. 1043 01:06:21,541 --> 01:06:23,509 That's what I want. 1044 01:06:23,877 --> 01:06:27,404 Finish that translation, then we'll be through for the night. 1045 01:06:27,714 --> 01:06:32,617 The best things in life 1046 01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:38,421 The best things in life 1047 01:06:44,097 --> 01:06:48,158 La lune, c'est à tout le monde 1048 01:06:50,904 --> 01:06:55,841 On n'a pas besoin d'argent 1049 01:06:59,312 --> 01:07:04,249 Le ciel, c'est là pour tout le monde 1050 01:07:07,854 --> 01:07:12,791 On n'a pas besoin d'argent 1051 01:07:16,396 --> 01:07:19,923 Les fleurs de printemps 1052 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:24,397 Les oiseaux qui chantent 1053 01:07:25,005 --> 01:07:28,202 Ces belles choses sont tout 1054 01:07:29,309 --> 01:07:31,539 Pour moi 1055 01:07:31,745 --> 01:07:33,144 Pour vous 1056 01:07:34,347 --> 01:07:37,612 And love can come 1057 01:07:38,018 --> 01:07:40,111 To everyone 1058 01:07:42,656 --> 01:07:47,593 The best things in life 1059 01:07:49,863 --> 01:07:52,889 Are free 1060 01:07:58,672 --> 01:08:00,071 How am I doing? 1061 01:08:00,674 --> 01:08:02,505 Just a few little mistakes. 1062 01:08:02,709 --> 01:08:03,937 Mistakes. 1063 01:08:04,344 --> 01:08:08,508 I've made one after the other, starting with breaking that date with you. 1064 01:08:08,949 --> 01:08:12,248 Oh, that was no mistake. You got what you wanted. 1065 01:08:13,186 --> 01:08:14,813 Yeah, I guess so. 1066 01:08:16,456 --> 01:08:19,516 Gee, it's funny to think about being engaged. 1067 01:08:20,593 --> 01:08:23,585 I wonder what it's like to be stuck with one person for life. 1068 01:08:23,797 --> 01:08:26,925 If it were the right one, you wouldn't see yourself as stuck. 1069 01:08:27,133 --> 01:08:29,658 I didn't exactly mean ''stuck.'' 1070 01:08:29,903 --> 01:08:31,234 I mean, well... 1071 01:08:31,972 --> 01:08:36,170 Do you ever think about yourself after college, settled down and married? 1072 01:08:36,376 --> 01:08:41,177 Of course. I guess every girl has a pretty good idea of what she wants. 1073 01:08:42,115 --> 01:08:43,104 What do you want? 1074 01:08:44,417 --> 01:08:47,944 Oh, I guess I'd like to have a family to bring up... 1075 01:08:48,154 --> 01:08:51,920 ...and be able to go to concerts and theaters, balcony seats... 1076 01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:55,352 ...and have people over to the house, a nice little house. 1077 01:08:55,562 --> 01:08:56,961 A vine-covered cottage? 1078 01:08:57,163 --> 01:08:58,755 Or an apartment. 1079 01:08:59,499 --> 01:09:03,060 I guess the important thing is finding the right fellow. 1080 01:09:05,171 --> 01:09:07,765 It sounds pretty dull to you, doesn't it? 1081 01:09:10,076 --> 01:09:11,407 No, it sounds wonderful. 1082 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:14,811 What do you want? 1083 01:09:15,015 --> 01:09:16,073 Well, I guess I... 1084 01:09:16,282 --> 01:09:17,442 Hello. 1085 01:09:18,351 --> 01:09:20,512 Just came in to see how the lesson's going. 1086 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,381 The patient will live. 1087 01:09:22,589 --> 01:09:25,956 I didn't know a French lesson included singing love songs. 1088 01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:28,159 You were listening. 1089 01:09:29,295 --> 01:09:33,561 I heard Tommy's voice, and I naturally thought he was singing for me. 1090 01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:37,536 I need hardly remind you that we're practically engaged. 1091 01:09:37,737 --> 01:09:42,003 Making a play for a practically engaged man is a very unladylike thing to do. 1092 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:43,903 So is listening at keyholes. 1093 01:09:44,110 --> 01:09:45,475 Oh, don't worry, Pat. 1094 01:09:45,678 --> 01:09:48,579 Tommy will get all the answers right because he loves you. 1095 01:09:48,782 --> 01:09:50,579 Even if he didn't, I wouldn't want him. 1096 01:09:50,784 --> 01:09:53,275 I wouldn't want him if he were the last man here. 1097 01:09:53,486 --> 01:09:55,579 You picked the perfect mate for yourself. 1098 01:09:55,789 --> 01:09:59,657 He's inconsiderate, vain, selfish, and you can't believe a word he says. 1099 01:09:59,859 --> 01:10:03,351 And the same goes for you. You deserve to be stuck with each other. 1100 01:10:03,563 --> 01:10:07,294 Congratulations! I know you'll both be very happy. 1101 01:10:10,904 --> 01:10:13,930 I wonder where Connie is. What's going on? 1102 01:10:16,943 --> 01:10:18,808 Well, do you want to correct it? 1103 01:10:19,012 --> 01:10:21,913 Oh, he passed, all right. It's almost silly to look. 1104 01:10:22,115 --> 01:10:23,707 Well, we'll see. 1105 01:10:24,951 --> 01:10:28,114 - What is this? Some kind of a joke? - What? 1106 01:10:28,321 --> 01:10:31,188 Listen to this. ''Name the French verbs that take être.'' 1107 01:10:31,391 --> 01:10:34,087 Answer: ''Hit her over the head with a hockey stick.'' 1108 01:10:34,794 --> 01:10:35,783 What? 1109 01:10:35,995 --> 01:10:38,395 ''Give the French word for 10 objects in the room.'' 1110 01:10:38,598 --> 01:10:41,533 Answer: ''The best things in life are free.'' 1111 01:10:41,734 --> 01:10:42,701 Go ahead. 1112 01:10:42,902 --> 01:10:47,100 ''Write an essay in French describing your home.'' He answered in English. 1113 01:10:47,307 --> 01:10:52,040 ''A vine-covered apartment with people on the balcony and 12 children.'' 1114 01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:54,606 - Oh, that's wonderful! - Wonderful? 1115 01:10:55,815 --> 01:10:59,216 - Professor, do you know what this means? - I certainly do not. 1116 01:10:59,419 --> 01:11:01,785 - It means he loves me. - What? 1117 01:11:02,055 --> 01:11:05,024 - He loves me. - What are you talking about? 1118 01:11:05,492 --> 01:11:09,553 He knows French. He could've passed, but he wanted to flunk. Don't you see? 1119 01:11:09,762 --> 01:11:10,820 No, I don't see. 1120 01:11:11,030 --> 01:11:14,329 He didn't pass so he couldn't play, so he wouldn't be engaged to Pat. 1121 01:11:14,534 --> 01:11:17,901 He loves you so much he'd even lose the game for the school? 1122 01:11:19,272 --> 01:11:20,671 And I love him too. 1123 01:11:20,874 --> 01:11:22,705 Just a minute, Connie. 1124 01:11:23,042 --> 01:11:25,442 You tell me this boy really knows his French? 1125 01:11:25,645 --> 01:11:27,476 He knows it cold. 1126 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:30,342 I've got to admire him. He made a big sacrifice... 1127 01:11:30,550 --> 01:11:34,782 ...giving up something that must mean a good deal to him, winning that game. 1128 01:11:34,988 --> 01:11:37,320 It means a good deal to the school too. 1129 01:11:37,524 --> 01:11:38,388 I know, but... 1130 01:11:38,591 --> 01:11:42,652 As you are aware, I'm not the school's greatest football enthusiast... 1131 01:11:42,996 --> 01:11:44,896 ...but under the circumstances... 1132 01:11:45,098 --> 01:11:47,123 ...I think I ought to pass him. - Pass him? 1133 01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:50,166 You'd feel guilty if he didn't play in that game. 1134 01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:52,031 But if he wins, Pat's got him. 1135 01:11:52,238 --> 01:11:56,072 Work out your personal problems without involving the whole school. 1136 01:11:56,276 --> 01:11:58,938 I'm afraid you'll have to find some other way. 1137 01:12:03,716 --> 01:12:07,208 Well, I hate to say it, but I guess you're right. 1138 01:12:08,054 --> 01:12:10,579 Well, I'll leave it up to you. 1139 01:12:11,357 --> 01:12:12,255 Shall I pass him? 1140 01:12:15,495 --> 01:12:17,963 - Hey, Connie! - Did he pass? 1141 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,099 Here she comes now. 1142 01:12:18,531 --> 01:12:20,522 - Come on. - Let us know! 1143 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:36,478 After carefully considering Mr. Marlowe's... 1144 01:12:36,683 --> 01:12:39,015 ...unusual examination paper... 1145 01:12:39,219 --> 01:12:42,313 ...and being somewhat surprised... 1146 01:12:43,256 --> 01:12:47,249 ...at the rather remarkable answers to some of the questions... 1147 01:12:47,727 --> 01:12:50,059 ...Professor Kennyon has decided that... 1148 01:12:50,864 --> 01:12:53,059 Well, he's interested... 1149 01:12:54,501 --> 01:12:58,665 ...and though he doesn't approve of some of the phrasing used... 1150 01:12:58,872 --> 01:13:02,273 ...he feels that Mr. Marlowe has demonstrated... 1151 01:13:02,809 --> 01:13:06,370 ...a real feeling for the language. 1152 01:13:06,613 --> 01:13:07,602 Well, what is it? 1153 01:13:10,783 --> 01:13:11,772 He passed. 1154 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,650 Marlowe showed them A thing or two 1155 01:13:17,123 --> 01:13:19,148 He's a ladies' man 1156 01:13:19,993 --> 01:13:22,928 He's a ''wow'' With the parlez-vous 1157 01:13:23,129 --> 01:13:25,689 So Marlowe Big man on the campus 1158 01:13:26,266 --> 01:13:28,029 Marlowe, it's all up to you 1159 01:13:28,568 --> 01:13:31,059 To come through! 1160 01:13:48,855 --> 01:13:50,846 Number 16, pass. 1161 01:13:51,324 --> 01:13:52,416 Hike. 1162 01:14:31,197 --> 01:14:34,655 What does that lug Marlowe think he's doing? Playing tiddlywinks? 1163 01:14:34,867 --> 01:14:36,960 He sure isn't trying very hard to win. 1164 01:14:37,170 --> 01:14:40,799 Trying to win? He's the best man Colton has! 1165 01:14:41,307 --> 01:14:43,969 Isn't his little woman here to spur him on to glory? 1166 01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:46,611 Pat's at the house fixing her prom dress. 1167 01:14:46,813 --> 01:14:49,475 I suppose she figures the game's in the bag. 1168 01:15:04,597 --> 01:15:06,121 Beef, are you hurt? 1169 01:15:10,770 --> 01:15:12,032 Take a breath. 1170 01:15:12,238 --> 01:15:13,466 - That hurt? - A little. 1171 01:15:13,673 --> 01:15:16,801 - Doc, how bad is it? - Can't tell until we take an x-ray. 1172 01:15:17,010 --> 01:15:18,443 Come over to the infirmary. 1173 01:15:18,645 --> 01:15:20,340 We'd better finish the game here. 1174 01:15:20,546 --> 01:15:23,811 - But I didn't... - Take it easy. Save your strength. 1175 01:15:24,017 --> 01:15:26,679 We may need you for the Maypole dance next spring. 1176 01:15:26,886 --> 01:15:28,012 You're all invited. 1177 01:15:28,221 --> 01:15:30,587 That's right, laugh. Enjoy yourselves. 1178 01:15:30,790 --> 01:15:34,487 Popcorn! Cracker Jacks! Champagne for everyone! 1179 01:15:34,694 --> 01:15:35,922 All right! 1180 01:15:36,396 --> 01:15:39,991 You thought I'd come in here and bawl the living daylights out of you. 1181 01:15:40,199 --> 01:15:43,760 Scream. Rant! Lose my mind! 1182 01:15:45,305 --> 01:15:48,672 But nothing like that's gonna happen. I'm perfectly calm. 1183 01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:51,673 I'm not gonna let a little old football game upset me! 1184 01:15:51,878 --> 01:15:52,708 Take it easy. 1185 01:15:52,912 --> 01:15:56,541 I could tell you what you've done wrong, but you know what you did. 1186 01:15:56,749 --> 01:15:59,616 Zubrowski, that end run. 1187 01:15:59,819 --> 01:16:02,117 Hepple! Hepple, where were you? 1188 01:16:02,322 --> 01:16:05,519 Sternsdorf, offside three times. 1189 01:16:05,725 --> 01:16:07,386 Fifteen yards! 1190 01:16:07,927 --> 01:16:09,258 Thompson. 1191 01:16:09,662 --> 01:16:12,688 Thompson, haven't you heard? 1192 01:16:12,899 --> 01:16:15,993 The forward pass has been legal for 15 years. 1193 01:16:16,202 --> 01:16:18,636 Okay! What's the use? 1194 01:16:19,205 --> 01:16:23,073 Of course, I know the one thing that's really wrong. 1195 01:16:23,276 --> 01:16:26,074 Marlowe, you're not playing at all. 1196 01:16:26,412 --> 01:16:29,381 If you'd get in there and play, they'd all play with you. 1197 01:16:29,582 --> 01:16:32,517 - What's eating you, Tommy? - Nothing. I'm all right. 1198 01:16:32,719 --> 01:16:33,981 ''All right''? 1199 01:16:34,187 --> 01:16:37,987 You're so all right, you'll spend the rest of the game on the bench. 1200 01:16:38,191 --> 01:16:39,351 That's final! 1201 01:16:39,559 --> 01:16:41,151 All right. Ha! 1202 01:16:41,361 --> 01:16:44,524 If you're all right, then I'm crazy. I'll prove it to you. 1203 01:16:44,731 --> 01:16:46,631 Turner, come here. 1204 01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:47,697 Me, sir? 1205 01:16:48,301 --> 01:16:50,667 Our two best players are out of the game. 1206 01:16:50,870 --> 01:16:54,772 So I thought it'd be an interesting form of suicide to put you in. 1207 01:16:55,875 --> 01:16:57,206 Gee, that's great, coach. 1208 01:16:57,410 --> 01:16:59,571 I'll kill them. I'll kill them! 1209 01:16:59,779 --> 01:17:02,043 I'll tear them apart. I'll show them. 1210 01:17:02,248 --> 01:17:04,910 For dear old Tait, I'll do or die! 1211 01:17:05,118 --> 01:17:07,951 What spirit! Look at that. There's inspiration for you. 1212 01:17:08,154 --> 01:17:12,352 New blood in the game. That good old Tait spirit. And no one can beat it. 1213 01:17:12,558 --> 01:17:14,526 You won't let all those people down. 1214 01:17:14,727 --> 01:17:16,627 Not all those people out there! 1215 01:17:16,829 --> 01:17:20,162 Not all those little old ladies who sweep up the stadium. 1216 01:17:20,366 --> 01:17:21,264 I mean... 1217 01:17:21,467 --> 01:17:23,367 That's it! Bobby! 1218 01:17:24,170 --> 01:17:25,797 Bobby, my boy. 1219 01:17:26,205 --> 01:17:30,972 Fellas, get up off your benches and get in there and fight! 1220 01:17:34,747 --> 01:17:36,544 I wish I had a broken rib. 1221 01:17:36,749 --> 01:17:39,718 You shouldn't say that. You still got a chance to win. 1222 01:17:39,919 --> 01:17:40,886 Win what? The game? 1223 01:17:41,087 --> 01:17:44,386 And Pat too. Don't you want to announce your engagement to her? 1224 01:17:44,724 --> 01:17:46,715 Not when I'm in love with Connie. 1225 01:17:50,663 --> 01:17:51,493 Connie?! 1226 01:17:58,771 --> 01:17:59,601 Connie! 1227 01:17:59,806 --> 01:18:01,933 Beef! Here we are. 1228 01:18:02,341 --> 01:18:04,036 - You all right? - I'll be x-rayed. 1229 01:18:04,243 --> 01:18:05,335 Down in front. 1230 01:18:05,545 --> 01:18:08,537 You can't just sit here. Tommy's losing the game! 1231 01:18:08,748 --> 01:18:09,840 What can I do? 1232 01:18:10,049 --> 01:18:13,416 He said if he wins, he gets the wrong girl because he loves you! 1233 01:18:13,619 --> 01:18:14,813 Aw, sit down! 1234 01:18:15,021 --> 01:18:16,716 You mean Tommy really loves Connie? 1235 01:18:16,923 --> 01:18:19,187 Yeah, and she's gotta give him a pep talk. 1236 01:18:19,392 --> 01:18:21,485 But if I do, then I lose him forever. 1237 01:18:21,694 --> 01:18:23,992 Holy smoke! You mean it's true? 1238 01:18:24,197 --> 01:18:28,065 Then we gotta do something. You love him. He loves you. 1239 01:18:28,267 --> 01:18:30,235 We gotta get rid of Pat. 1240 01:18:30,670 --> 01:18:34,003 Why did I ever tell her Tommy was the Pickle King? 1241 01:18:34,207 --> 01:18:35,640 Pickle King? 1242 01:18:37,877 --> 01:18:39,572 Have you got your brother-in-law's car? 1243 01:18:39,779 --> 01:18:42,407 - Sure. Have you seen it? - No, but I'd love to. 1244 01:18:42,615 --> 01:18:44,549 - We're going. - You gonna talk to Tommy? 1245 01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:46,877 I'm going to the house. See you later. 1246 01:18:47,086 --> 01:18:49,554 - But my x-rays. - Yes! 1247 01:18:51,324 --> 01:18:52,484 Faster. 1248 01:18:52,692 --> 01:18:53,681 I don't understand. 1249 01:18:53,893 --> 01:18:56,691 Oh, please, Beef, I've got to concentrate. 1250 01:19:03,069 --> 01:19:04,798 There. You wait here, Beef. 1251 01:19:05,004 --> 01:19:07,768 If someone comes out before I do, give her a lift. 1252 01:19:07,974 --> 01:19:11,102 - All right, but I don't understand. - You will. 1253 01:19:13,746 --> 01:19:15,441 I'm glad you're back. The sink... 1254 01:19:15,648 --> 01:19:17,707 Never mind that. You've got to help me. 1255 01:19:17,917 --> 01:19:20,249 - Have you ever acted in a play? - What? 1256 01:19:20,453 --> 01:19:22,853 I mean, have you ever recited lines like... 1257 01:19:23,055 --> 01:19:25,785 ...Sarah Bernhardt or Ethel Barrymore? You know. 1258 01:19:25,992 --> 01:19:28,187 - You mean play-acting? - Yes. Come on. 1259 01:19:28,394 --> 01:19:32,524 Wait a minute. I've written it all down. Don't talk till you get there. 1260 01:19:38,304 --> 01:19:41,740 Oh, Cora! I'm so unhappy! 1261 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:44,976 Oh, Cora, I had to come back from the game. 1262 01:19:45,177 --> 01:19:48,078 I couldn't stand it anymore. It's so awful. 1263 01:19:48,281 --> 01:19:49,270 We're winning! 1264 01:19:49,615 --> 01:19:52,846 Tommy is piling up touchdown after touchdown. 1265 01:19:53,052 --> 01:19:57,352 And by tonight, he'll be engaged to that awful Pat McClellan. 1266 01:19:57,790 --> 01:19:59,485 I hate her! 1267 01:20:01,327 --> 01:20:05,058 ''Now, now, Miss Connie, you better forget all about it. 1268 01:20:05,264 --> 01:20:07,960 He loves her and that's all there is to it.'' 1269 01:20:08,167 --> 01:20:11,330 ''Oh, I can't stand it! She's got him for life.'' 1270 01:20:11,537 --> 01:20:13,164 ''Does she love him?'' 1271 01:20:13,906 --> 01:20:15,533 ''Oh, I suppose she does. 1272 01:20:15,741 --> 01:20:19,734 After all, she stuck by him, even through what just happened.'' 1273 01:20:19,946 --> 01:20:21,436 ''Through what just happened?'' 1274 01:20:21,647 --> 01:20:22,841 ''Haven't you heard? 1275 01:20:23,049 --> 01:20:26,348 Tommy's father, the Pickle King, he's gone bankrupt.'' 1276 01:20:27,653 --> 01:20:28,551 ''Really?'' 1277 01:20:28,754 --> 01:20:31,985 ''Yes. A terrible cucumber blight in Iowa. 1278 01:20:32,191 --> 01:20:36,025 He's a ruined man. Tommy is penniless!'' 1279 01:20:38,230 --> 01:20:39,162 ''No!'' 1280 01:20:39,365 --> 01:20:41,356 ''Well, I guess Pat won't mind. 1281 01:20:41,567 --> 01:20:45,230 She'll be glad to scrimp and scrub and save and sew... 1282 01:20:45,438 --> 01:20:47,668 ...because she'll have him. After all... 1283 01:20:47,873 --> 01:20:51,172 ...when you have love, money doesn't really matter. 1284 01:20:51,377 --> 01:20:52,674 Does it, Cora?'' 1285 01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:56,380 ''Does it, Cora?'' I mean, I mean... 1286 01:20:56,582 --> 01:21:00,018 ''She could clear 15... 1287 01:21:00,219 --> 01:21:02,779 ...or 20 taking in washing.'' 1288 01:21:02,989 --> 01:21:05,549 ''Oh, but she has such pretty hands.'' 1289 01:21:06,726 --> 01:21:09,752 ''Oh, well, it's her problem now.'' 1290 01:21:11,731 --> 01:21:14,723 ''Poor child. Why don't you go back to the game?'' 1291 01:21:14,934 --> 01:21:17,095 ''No, I can't watch anymore. 1292 01:21:17,303 --> 01:21:20,170 Beef drove me over. He's outside now. 1293 01:21:20,373 --> 01:21:24,139 He's been paying a lot of attention to me ever since... 1294 01:21:26,012 --> 01:21:28,572 ...Babe gave him back his fraternity pin. 1295 01:21:28,781 --> 01:21:30,908 But I guess I love Tommy too much.'' 1296 01:21:32,351 --> 01:21:35,445 ''Beef is a very fine fellow, no.'' 1297 01:21:35,655 --> 01:21:37,714 ''Oh, a girl could do worse. 1298 01:21:37,923 --> 01:21:41,415 Just think, he's one of the richest boys at Tait. 1299 01:21:41,627 --> 01:21:43,458 Dairy products, you know. 1300 01:21:43,663 --> 01:21:45,290 Worth millions! 1301 01:21:45,631 --> 01:21:48,623 Have you seen that new car of his?'' 1302 01:21:48,868 --> 01:21:53,202 ''Oh, my, it is a wow. Yes.'' 1303 01:21:53,406 --> 01:21:55,135 ''Just think. Such a catch... 1304 01:21:55,341 --> 01:21:57,206 ...and completely unattached. 1305 01:21:57,410 --> 01:22:01,938 Maybe I'd better hold on to him before someone else gets there.'' 1306 01:22:05,117 --> 01:22:07,642 - Was it all right? - Marvelous! 1307 01:22:21,734 --> 01:22:24,396 Gee, why must everyone get literary in my car? 1308 01:22:24,603 --> 01:22:27,265 Please forgive me, Beef. This is very important. 1309 01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:29,565 You will forgive me, won't you? 1310 01:22:30,142 --> 01:22:32,667 Gee, I'd forgive you anything. 1311 01:22:36,215 --> 01:22:37,648 Ready. Hike! 1312 01:23:08,914 --> 01:23:10,939 Hey, Tommy, I've got something for you. 1313 01:23:17,089 --> 01:23:19,489 ''Can't stand in the way of true love. 1314 01:23:19,692 --> 01:23:22,991 Make big sacrifice. Give you up. Pat.'' 1315 01:23:23,195 --> 01:23:27,222 Hey, Beef! This is it! Hey! Thanks. 1316 01:23:27,933 --> 01:23:29,901 Coach! I'm all right now. May I go in? 1317 01:23:30,102 --> 01:23:31,626 Marlowe, I can't figure it. 1318 01:23:31,837 --> 01:23:34,135 We got three minutes. Go ahead. 1319 01:23:43,015 --> 01:23:44,642 All right, 32 is our only chance. 1320 01:23:44,850 --> 01:23:47,114 Bobby, you know the play? Okay, hike. 1321 01:24:16,215 --> 01:24:19,412 Tommy, we've been looking for you. Where have you been? 1322 01:24:23,522 --> 01:24:26,514 Wait a minute. Wait. Has anyone seen Connie? 1323 01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:28,384 I've gotta go. 1324 01:24:29,862 --> 01:24:32,922 So we're on the 40-yard line, and I've got the ball. 1325 01:24:33,132 --> 01:24:34,258 So I turn around... 1326 01:24:34,466 --> 01:24:36,593 I got squatter's rights! 1327 01:24:36,802 --> 01:24:38,633 All right, break it up, girls. 1328 01:24:38,838 --> 01:24:41,136 Come here, woman, and kiss me. 1329 01:24:46,312 --> 01:24:48,439 Where's Beef? I'm not afraid of him. 1330 01:24:48,647 --> 01:24:50,012 Hey, Beef! Are you looking? 1331 01:24:52,852 --> 01:24:56,652 Gee, I used to think I had a mother fixation. 1332 01:24:57,289 --> 01:24:59,223 You're not a bit like her. 1333 01:24:59,692 --> 01:25:01,353 I like you better. 1334 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,824 Beefy, you're a panic. 1335 01:25:04,330 --> 01:25:07,322 - Do you think he's here? - Of course he is. 1336 01:25:07,533 --> 01:25:09,262 I can't understand why he didn't call. 1337 01:25:09,468 --> 01:25:11,800 He still thinks that you don't like him. 1338 01:25:12,004 --> 01:25:15,167 After five minutes, you'll be in each others' arms. 1339 01:25:15,374 --> 01:25:17,638 - Really? - Check, please. 1340 01:25:17,877 --> 01:25:19,469 Oh, Van Dyne. 1341 01:25:19,678 --> 01:25:22,203 Would you take Miss Lane inside? I left my pipe. 1342 01:25:22,414 --> 01:25:25,474 - I'd be delighted. - Thank you, Peter. 1343 01:25:34,894 --> 01:25:36,521 You just look adorable tonight. 1344 01:25:36,729 --> 01:25:37,991 Why, Peter. 1345 01:25:39,665 --> 01:25:40,962 Van Dyne! 1346 01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,691 Who'd you expect her to come with, Professor Kennyon? 1347 01:25:44,036 --> 01:25:47,005 I don't know what to expect. I'm going home. 1348 01:25:59,618 --> 01:26:00,949 - Marlowe. - Yes, sir? 1349 01:26:01,153 --> 01:26:03,348 - Where are you rushing off to? - I'm going home. 1350 01:26:03,555 --> 01:26:05,352 - Isn't it a bit early? - Yes, sir. 1351 01:26:05,557 --> 01:26:09,323 Don't leave so soon. I think there's someone inside looking for you. 1352 01:26:09,662 --> 01:26:11,994 - Who? - Connie Lane, to be exact. 1353 01:26:12,197 --> 01:26:14,222 She can't stand the sight of me. 1354 01:26:14,433 --> 01:26:15,798 So you're going home? 1355 01:26:16,468 --> 01:26:17,799 You're just leaving? 1356 01:26:18,003 --> 01:26:20,471 Slinking away like Napoleon from Waterloo. 1357 01:26:20,673 --> 01:26:22,163 Did you speak to her? 1358 01:26:22,374 --> 01:26:23,932 You didn't even speak to her? 1359 01:26:24,143 --> 01:26:25,838 What's the matter with you? 1360 01:26:26,045 --> 01:26:29,572 You don't do this in football. In a losing battle, you try harder! 1361 01:26:29,782 --> 01:26:32,910 Don't give up. How do you know she doesn't love you? 1362 01:26:33,719 --> 01:26:36,745 What is it your coach says? You've got to? 1363 01:26:36,956 --> 01:26:40,323 - Get in there... - Yes! Get in there and fight. 1364 01:26:40,526 --> 01:26:41,925 Good luck. 1365 01:26:49,768 --> 01:26:50,757 Connie! 1366 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:55,829 Connie? 1367 01:26:57,242 --> 01:27:00,109 Oh, it's you. I thought you'd left. 1368 01:27:00,312 --> 01:27:01,506 How'd you know? 1369 01:27:01,714 --> 01:27:03,204 Somebody told me. 1370 01:27:03,415 --> 01:27:05,542 Well, I almost left. 1371 01:27:05,951 --> 01:27:07,509 What stopped you? 1372 01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:10,018 Nothing stopped me, I'm leaving now. 1373 01:27:12,524 --> 01:27:14,287 Where are you going? 1374 01:27:14,493 --> 01:27:17,929 Where am I going? I'm going home! Where do people generally go? 1375 01:27:18,130 --> 01:27:19,495 Home. 1376 01:27:20,799 --> 01:27:22,198 You staying? 1377 01:27:22,401 --> 01:27:25,063 Oh, yes. I'm having a lovely time. 1378 01:27:26,138 --> 01:27:28,129 Why don't you go back inside? 1379 01:27:28,774 --> 01:27:30,708 I like it out here. 1380 01:27:31,276 --> 01:27:34,074 I think it's utterly delightful out here. 1381 01:27:34,513 --> 01:27:39,109 And besides, no one's gonna tell me where to go! Why don't you go inside? 1382 01:27:39,318 --> 01:27:41,286 I'm leaving. I don't have to go inside. 1383 01:27:41,487 --> 01:27:42,715 Then why don't you leave? 1384 01:27:42,921 --> 01:27:44,218 Because I love you! 1385 01:27:46,725 --> 01:27:48,420 That's a ridiculous thing to say. 1386 01:27:48,627 --> 01:27:50,185 Well, I said it. 1387 01:27:50,396 --> 01:27:52,455 - I'm glad. - What? 1388 01:27:52,664 --> 01:27:54,529 I'm glad! 1389 01:27:54,733 --> 01:27:56,724 - Oh, you are? - Yes. 1390 01:27:56,969 --> 01:27:59,403 In that case, I've got a lot of things to say. 1391 01:27:59,605 --> 01:28:00,503 For instance? 1392 01:28:00,706 --> 01:28:03,539 Remember the day when you gave me the French lesson? 1393 01:28:03,742 --> 01:28:05,937 There are a lot of things you could teach me... 1394 01:28:06,145 --> 01:28:08,010 ...and that's the way I want it to be. 1395 01:28:08,213 --> 01:28:10,943 You name it. I'll do anything you say. 1396 01:28:11,150 --> 01:28:13,277 - Anything? - Try me. 1397 01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:16,817 Down on your heels. 1398 01:28:17,289 --> 01:28:18,517 Down on my heels? 1399 01:28:18,724 --> 01:28:20,282 Up on your toes. 1400 01:28:20,492 --> 01:28:23,154 Up on my toes? What's that? 1401 01:28:23,362 --> 01:28:26,820 That's the way to do the Varsity Drag 1402 01:28:28,967 --> 01:28:30,798 We've always thought Knowledge is naught 1403 01:28:31,003 --> 01:28:32,493 We should be taught 1404 01:28:32,704 --> 01:28:34,262 To dance 1405 01:28:34,473 --> 01:28:36,202 Right here at Tait We're up-to-date 1406 01:28:36,408 --> 01:28:37,875 We teach a great 1407 01:28:38,077 --> 01:28:39,567 New dance 1408 01:28:39,778 --> 01:28:42,212 Don't think that I brag 1409 01:28:42,414 --> 01:28:44,848 I speak of the Drag 1410 01:28:45,050 --> 01:28:46,847 Why should a sheik Learn how to speak 1411 01:28:47,086 --> 01:28:48,553 Latin and Greek 1412 01:28:48,754 --> 01:28:50,221 Badly? 1413 01:28:50,422 --> 01:28:52,117 Give him a neat Motto complete 1414 01:28:52,324 --> 01:28:55,384 Say it with feet Gladly 1415 01:28:55,594 --> 01:28:58,188 First lesson right now 1416 01:28:58,397 --> 01:29:00,797 You'll love it And how you'll love it 1417 01:29:00,999 --> 01:29:03,467 Here is the Drag See how it goes 1418 01:29:03,669 --> 01:29:06,137 Down on your heels Up on your toes 1419 01:29:06,338 --> 01:29:10,468 That's the way to do the Varsity Drag 1420 01:29:11,376 --> 01:29:13,844 Hotter than hot Newer than new 1421 01:29:14,046 --> 01:29:16,446 Meaner than mean Bluer than blue 1422 01:29:16,648 --> 01:29:21,017 Gets as much applause As waving the flag 1423 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:24,218 You can pass many a class 1424 01:29:24,423 --> 01:29:26,914 Whether you're dumb or wise 1425 01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:29,390 If you all answer the call 1426 01:29:29,595 --> 01:29:31,222 When your professor cries 1427 01:29:31,430 --> 01:29:33,364 ''Everybody, down on the heels 1428 01:29:33,565 --> 01:29:34,554 Up on the toes 1429 01:29:34,766 --> 01:29:37,200 Stay after school Learn how it goes'' 1430 01:29:37,402 --> 01:29:40,769 Everybody do the Varsity Drag 1431 01:29:44,776 --> 01:29:46,710 Here is the Drag 1432 01:29:46,912 --> 01:29:48,971 See how it goes 1433 01:29:49,181 --> 01:29:51,115 Down on your heels 1434 01:29:51,316 --> 01:29:53,443 Up on your toes 1435 01:29:53,652 --> 01:29:56,519 That's the way to do the Varsity Drag 1436 01:29:58,157 --> 01:30:00,148 Hotter than hot 1437 01:30:00,359 --> 01:30:02,418 Newer than new 1438 01:30:02,628 --> 01:30:04,528 Meaner than mean 1439 01:30:04,730 --> 01:30:06,789 Bluer than blue 1440 01:30:06,999 --> 01:30:10,025 Gets as much applause As waving the flag 1441 01:30:13,839 --> 01:30:15,807 You can pass many a class 1442 01:30:16,008 --> 01:30:18,033 Whether you're dumb or wise 1443 01:30:18,243 --> 01:30:20,211 If you all answer the call 1444 01:30:20,412 --> 01:30:22,471 When your professor cries 1445 01:30:22,748 --> 01:30:24,909 ''Down on your heels 1446 01:30:25,117 --> 01:30:26,880 Up on your toes 1447 01:30:27,085 --> 01:30:29,212 Stay after school 1448 01:30:29,421 --> 01:30:31,355 Learn how it goes'' 1449 01:30:31,557 --> 01:30:33,616 Every 1450 01:30:33,825 --> 01:30:35,918 Everybody 1451 01:30:36,128 --> 01:30:38,926 Step right up and do The Varsity Drag 1452 01:32:28,006 --> 01:32:29,871 The boy Garçon 1453 01:32:30,075 --> 01:32:32,009 Gets girl La fille 1454 01:32:32,210 --> 01:32:34,110 That's good C'est bon 1455 01:32:34,313 --> 01:32:36,076 The show fini 1456 01:32:36,281 --> 01:32:40,377 The moral to this tale is Learn to parlez-vous 1457 01:32:40,585 --> 01:32:42,746 Send her a billet doux 1458 01:32:42,954 --> 01:32:45,184 Tell her Her eyes are blue 1459 01:32:45,390 --> 01:32:47,051 They sure are blue! 1460 01:32:47,259 --> 01:32:52,026 Je vous adore Means I love you 1461 01:32:58,670 --> 01:33:01,104 Come here to me 1462 01:33:01,306 --> 01:33:05,140 Good news!